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Fahim In Class

Several times when I was bored, sad or angry Mom used to tell me long stories that ended up making me laugh, in short they were jokes, I was about ten or so, and so now I thought maybe, I would share them with you guys, as I want you to smile too.

When you are sad or lonely, just come here, you will feel better, I do hope so, right?? :)) Lets go

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? FAHIM : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about?

FAHIM : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : FAHIM, go to the map and find North America. FAHIM : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : FAHIM!!

TEACHER : FAHIM, how do you spell "crocodile"? FAHIM : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong

FAHIM : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : FAHIM, give me a sentence starting with "I".

FAHIM : I is... TEACHER : No, Fahim. Always say, "I am."

FAHIM : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
-TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

FAHIM : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

 TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

FAHIM : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

 FAHIM: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? FAHIM: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

FAHIM: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

 TEACHER : Now, FAHIM, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

FAHIM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : FAHIM, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

FAHIM: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? FAHIM: A teacher
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So how did that go? It's easier writing this, considering the fact that it humors me too. If I get people liking it then I'm definately going to upload this forms of story more often than ever. Big up!!