I Talk To A Camera ((Kellic))

0|16| Viva La Pluto Fuck You

First of all: This chapter name has always been my favorite. Second of all: Kellin is slightly almost back to normal *cheers*. Third of all: I wrote this on Vic's 33rd birthday so late happy birthday to you Vic sorry I forgot.

Enjoy:)

~Victoria .-.

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"Amazeballs sounds like a disease you get in your nut sack," Kellin said, staring at the ceiling. "Are you on drugs?" Vic asked, looking up from his textbook.

"No. Are you?" Kellin retorted, still staring at the ceiling. It'd been a week since they fought and made out in the middle of the street and so far, things were going smoothly. They were boyfriends again and although Vic still had not explained we he had broken up with Kellin in the first place, he really didn't want to.

"Come here," Kellin whined, sitting up on his bed. "We do have an algebra test tomorrow that you need to pass," Vic mumbled, not looking up from his textbook. They were studying; as in, Kellin was on his bed whining while Vic sat at his desk with a textbook.

"Fuck math. I'll be a stripper," Kellin exclaimed. Vic chuckled.

"I don't think you'd make a very good stripper. You're uncoordinated as fuck," Vic teased. He set the textbook on the desk, spinning in the chair.

"Suck my dick!"

"Gladly,"

"VICTOR I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE!" Kellin's mom's voice came from downstairs.

"I DON'T COCK BLOCK YOU, MOTHER!" Kellin yelled back. Vic shook his head, dragging out the word no. "That was a weird sentence," Vic mumbled.

"Caressing is a really weird word. It makes me uncomfortable," Kellin said, changing the topic completely. "What?" Vic asked, giving his boyfriend an odd look.

"Come caress me, you dork,"

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"Sometimes I'm nice and talk like a normal person and other times I'm like suck my massive penis and fist your own ass, bitch," Kellin said to the camera, causing Vic to burst into a fit of laughter.

"Shut the fuck up, Vic. I'm trying to make a video," Kellin joked, crawling over to Vic and kissing him before continuing on.

"What was I saying? Ugh, these videos are all over the goddamn place. Anyway, the other day I saw an obese pigeon and I threw a fry at it and it made demonic noises at me. Like damn I thought your fat bird ass would want a French fry. My bad," Vic had his hand over his mouth as he tried not to laugh as Kellin talked. That was one thing Vic loved about Kellin.

"Hey Vic. Can I dye your hair green?" Kellin asked.

"Hell no!" Vic exclaimed, his eyes wide.

 "I think you'd look sexy with green hair,"

"I'm not a scene kid, Kellin,"

"A small child sneezed in my face once,"

"Alrighty then,"

"I probably failed my algebra test today," Kellin said. It's quite a funny story, actually. Kellin was writing down random answers like your mom, viva la Pluto fuck you and drawings of cats. Halfway through, Vic just took his test and finished it for him.

"Okay I've been filming for the past, like, twenty minutes so I'm gonna go. I love you all! Bye!" Kellin exclaimed and shut his camera off, crawling over to Vic and laying down on top of him.