11# The Pick-Up Line He Uses

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Eugene: *walks over with phone* Hey, are you wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection. *bursts out laughing*

Keith: *slides over with computer* Hey, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Seriously, this thing is on fire. * feels the laptop*

Ned: *looks at own shirt* You know what this is made of? Boyfriend material. *is proud of that one*

Zach: *walks over all serious* Y/N, not a Dagobah when I don't think about you, so I think Yoda one for me. *giggles and can't keep it together*

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