Saxton: This is soo not Oprah.
Rhea: Why does everyone think they'll be on Oprah? It is made clear that this is THE RHEA DAY SHOW!
Saxton: *widens eyes in shock* Whoa, calm down! Do I need to give out hugs?
Rhea: *narrows eyes* No, idiot isn't my type.
Saxton: You're mean!
Rhea: And you're fictional!
Saxton: *le gasp* I am not fat!
Rhea: *stares at him in shock* It's not possible. Nearly every single character I have created has been dimwitted. I-I can't...
Producer: *clears throat* Umm, aren't you breaking the fourth wall?
Rhea: This whole show is about breaking the fourth wall.
Producer: Well you're breaking the fourth walls fourth wall.
Rhea: That makes no sense.
Producer: Rhea, we need to get on with the show.
Saxton: *Snorts* It's not much of a show if Oprah isn't here.
Rhea: *growls and lunges towards Saxton* Why you little @#$!#*$?
The Rhea Day Show is having technical difficulties. Please stand by.....
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
....
....
....
Rhea: Saxton, welcome to the Rhea Day Show, where I interview who I damn please!
Saxton: *groans as he lifts the ice pack to his jaw*
Rhea: So how's life Sax?
Saxton: *winces in pain* It hurts soo baawwd!
Rhea: *smiles directly at camera* Use your big boy words Saxton. Now off to our first question!
Saxton: You suck at transition. Oprah is fantastic at transition...and she doesn't attack her guests.
Rhea: Oprah can kiss my-
Saxton: Giiiirl don't you be hating my queen! I will cut you!
YOU ARE READING
Random Book Of Misc. [Rhea's Extras]
RandomAre you an eager beaver? Did you burn through all the chapters of your favorite book by yours truly? Am I taking to damn long updating the next chapter? Did I leave you with a cliffhanger? Then worry no longer! Welcome to the 'Random Book Of Misc.'...
![Random Book Of Misc. [Rhea's Extras]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/59192132-64-k107848.jpg)