1.) Call them smashed potato men
2.) glue a pink frilly tutu on them
3.) tell them that you think they would make a good potato salad
4.) tell them there is no battle going on
5.) take them to the opera
6.) buy them a light up flamingo named Glenn
7.) give them Sherlock's trench coat (the Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch in it)
8.) put them in a giant blender
9.) lay your head on their shoulder and say: "I could easily fall asleep on your shoulder, it is just the right mount of squishy."
10.) steal their battle armor
11.) tell them you are the newly regenerated Doctor and you would like a tour of their planet
12.) take them to see Star Trek in 3D
13.) make them watch Doctor Who and tell them that their cover is blown
14.) inform them that The Doctor will no longer need their services
15.) make them listen to Madonna
16.) teach them about the human reproductive system
17.) give them a thorough tour of your bathroom
18.) give them the "hands-on" experience and have them clean up dog poo
19.) make them watch Star Wars and give them light sabers
20.) introduce them to the "real" world
21.) turn them into your personal slaves
22.) tell them that their momma is so fat Captain Jack wouldn't even hit on her
23.) take them to a tattoo parlor
24.) make them read Doctor Who fanfictions
25.) have them meet you at a local café and don't show up
26.) introduce them to Britney Spears' song 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'
27.) take them to a rodeo
28.) try to eat them
29.) tell them to not speak to you in that tone
30.) ask why they never introduced The Doctor to their parents
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