(Here is a fun note: read to the fucking end and read the note that is at the bottom.)
1.) Steal his sonic screwdriver
2.) Steal the TARDIS
3.) Take the TARDIS on a little joy ride
4.) Ask The Doctor why he is so serious all the time
5.) Tell The Doctor that you think The Master is incredibly sexy
6.) Tell The Doctor to call you Sexy....just like his Tardis
7.) Pretend you are a Dalek
8.) Tell The Doctor he is DALEKtable {see what I did there?}
9.) Get The Doctor to confess his love for Amy Pond/Williams
10.) Ask The Doctor why he didn't save Amy and Rory
11.) Ask The Doctor if he is going to abandon you like everyone else
12.) Continually sing: "AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A TIMELORD PARTY BECAUSE A TIMELORD PARTY IS NOT BOUND BY TYPICAL TEMPORAL PARAMETERS AND THUS DON'T STOP!"
13.) Tell The Doctor he needs anger management classes
14.) Ask The Doctor to tell you a bedtime story and insist it be about him and Rose Tyler
15.) If he doesn't tell you a proper bedtime story go on a rage
16.) While The Doctor is working on helping a civilization, make up a story that he said that he didn't like the race and yell it as loud as you can
17.) Continually call him 'Sexy' and when he asks you about it say you were talking about the TARDIS
18.) Ask The Doctor to take you to his home planet and show you around
19.) When The Doctor starts talking out loud constantly yell out random numbers
20.) Steal the TARDIS key
21.) Tell The Doctor you want to be just like him then copy his every move
22.) Tell The Doctor you don't think you're important
23.) Ask The Doctor why he saves all the different planets if it's none of his business
24.) Ask The Doctor if he has ever met up with Spock
25.) Tell The Doctor all of your many adventures with Captain Kirk
26.) Tell The Doctor you want to meet Captain Jack
27.) Fangirl over The Doctor
28.) When he is in the same room as you, call your mom and tell her all about the many wonderful things that The Doctor has done.
29.) Ask The Doctor why he is called The Doctor if he doesn't have a degree in medicine (Read the bottom note)
30.) Tell The Doctor that running isn't a good thing to do as it will make you strain your muscles
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Yes hello, if you're reading this because you have an opinion about #29 I would like to inform you that I'm not a dumbass as I know that he has a degree in medicine.
However some of you try to downgrade me and try to make yourselves superior to me and tell me I'm 'obviously not a real fan'.
To this, I will respond as follows:
This is a story about pissing off the characters. It is not supposed to be taken seriously, I know that in the original series he has a degree in medicine. However, in New Who they don't really talk about him being a legit doctor. The characters {upon first appearance, ex: Martha's mom} probably just assume he's a regular human doctor.
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