1.) Clog their plungers
2.) Continually talk about how amazing The Doctor is
3.) Mock them since one of the weapons they use is an egg beater
4.) Ask the Daleks how they know if they are a girl or a boy
5.) Tell the Daleks that The Doctor will always save the day
6.) Tell the Daleks that they are just scrap pieces of metal with no heart
7.) Look inside a Dalek
8.) Name all Daleks a stupid name such as 'Rainbow Pony Sparkle Pants'
9.) Paint them pink
10.) While the Dalek is in it's natural form (the squishy creature inside) continually poke at it with a stick
11.) Decide that the Daleks need to get out more and set them up on eHarmony, that way they wont be so lonely and wont want to blow up planets
12.) Scream as loud as you can saying that you found a cockroach and hit the Dalek with a baseball bat
13.) Tell the Daleks that the reason they are so mean is because they can't touch themselves (DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!)
14.) Tell the Daleks that you want to watch Barbie Fairytopia and make them watch it with you
15.) Glue really awful wigs on the Daleks
16.) Make the Daleks play "Princess" with you and tell them that they have to be the princess
17.) Laugh because the Daleks look so very gay in a princess dress
18.) Mock the Daleks and tell them how gay they look
19.) Constantly yell 'EXTERMINATE!' and pretend you are shooting
20.) Tell the Daleks that the new trend is twerking and that they would get ladies if they put up a video on youtube of them twerking (If someone has done this PLEASE send me a link!)
21.) Ask the Daleks if your milkshake brings them to the yard
22.) Constantly twerk on a Dalek
23.) Spray their eye stocks (not sure what to call it so just play along) with a black spray paint and watch them SUFFER!
24.) In bold letters, write "I WILL MARRY THE DOCTOR ANY DAY!!" across the wall
25.) Decide that the place where the Daleks live needs a makeover and paint it an alarming shade of pink and yellow flower stencils
26.) Tell the Daleks a story where they continually die and get erased from the universe all because of The Doctor
27.) Tell the Daleks they need to update their style, as grey is WAY 1840's
28.) Dress the Dalkes as Taylor Swift
29.) Write a song about how amazing The Doctor is and sing it around the Daleks
30.) Tell the Daleks that you would like to see the new Justin Bieber movie with them and make them dress up as MEGA FANS!
Honestly, if the Daleks don't kill you after the first way to piss them off, be warned because they will soon.
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