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simon cowell came up to us at de end and asked Jessie and I if we wanted a record deal and Harry was so excited he looked at his friends and they all smiled and I am fifteen years old so this is pretty exciting

And I know some if you will say that's too young to be dating Harry or that's to young to get a record deal but I don't listen to the haters cuz they'll never bring me down

So Jessie and I said yea to the record deal and all eight of us (cuz nail and taylor came back) jumped up and down and HARRI smiled really big at me

"Harri" I frowned "I have something to tell u"

"Oh no WAT is it"

"I m pregnent with ur werewolf child harry"

Oh no he gasped.

Oh yeah I said

"OMG CAN I WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT" said Taylor swift.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh yeah" I said

"I ONCE WROTE A SONG ABOUT A WEREWOLF. IT WAS CALLED BACK TO DECEMBER!" Taylor Swift sang and played the guitar and nail started dancing while eating a hamburger because he really liked food.

One time I was eating a hamburger and he took a bite from it.

Anyways back to the storie

Harry told me that I must come live with him straightaway so I called my mum

"Ello mum" I said as Harry shouted pass the weed behind me hahahaha that boy is so funny

"Um so anyways im gonna live with one direction for a little bit"

"Okay" she said

"Okay?"

"Okay" she said like in TFIOS

And I was like really shocked cuz sometimes in the few books I read parents sometimes ask at least one question before saying yes

So that made me feel good tht my momy was really on top of things

Except that one time when she locked herself in the bathroom and tell asleep

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