The Typical One Direction FanFiction

OMG BREAKFAST.

Sooo it was finally the next day the day of the concert and i was worried about seeing harry styles becuz we hadnt seen each other since we were eleven and i figured he probably wouldnt remember me but he may but probably not omg foreshadowinng.

We woke up and jessies personal chef jessie mccartney julio jose hannah montana aye ya ya toby yougn harriet young made us a humoungous breakfast of eggs and bacon and fruit and pancakes and lots of other stuff that was really really good and we ate until we were really full. Soo then we made some small talk with the chef and he asked us what we were doing today!

“Like omg were going to see the one direction concert omg i love them hharry is my favorite he is soooooo sexi” said jessie.

I sat quiet cuz i didnt want to tell them that i knew harry.

Then the chef asked us our personal addresses, phone numbrs, facebook and twitter accounts and passwords to our emails and we started laughing cuz he was highlaerious and then we told them to hjim and we startred jumping up an down cuz he was soooooo funny. He started jumping to and then asked us where we kept our house keys and we told him that too.

Then jessies parents came in and started jumping too ansd told us they hired the chef off of thhe street but he had looked friendly and smiley so they thought he looked relly nice and funni and so they hired him and next weeek they were letting him watch the house by himself while thye wernt on vacation to puerto rico on a carnival cruise.

Jessies parents were all “omg j-dawg are you excited?!” and then they started hugging and kisssing sooo then personal chef jessie mccartney julio jose hannah montana aye ya ya toby yougn harriet young joined in and it was funny hahaha jessie and i walked away and got ready.

So we put on r outfits and sang ke$ha.

Wake up in the morning

Feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)

Grab my glasses

I'm out the door

I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)

Before I leave

Brush my teeth with a

Bottle of Jack

'Cuz when I leave for

The night I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicures on our toes toes

Tryin on all our clothes clothes

Boys blowin up our phones phones

Drop top and, playin' our favorite CD's

Pullin' up to the parties

Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

Ain't got no care in the world, but got plenty of beer

Ain't got no money in my pocket, But I'm already here

And now the dudes are lining up 'Cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin'

Everybody getting crunk crunk

Boys try to touch my junk junk

Gonna smack em if he gettin' too drunk drunk

Now, Now we goin' 'til they kick us out out

Or the police shut us down down

Police shut us down down

Po Po shut us (down)

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, Imma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

(DJ)

You build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah you got me

With my hands up

You got me now

You got that sound

Yeah you got me

You build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah you got me

With my hands up

Put your hands up

Put your hands up up up up up up

Now the party don't start 'til I walk in...

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

Don't Stop, Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'mma fight

'Til we see the sun light

Tick tock, on the clock

But the party don't stop, no

Whoa whoa oho x2

Oh wow oh wow i really love that girl.