THE CHARACTER INTERVIEWS:
FeministGrrrl1001: Welcome to The Character Interviews! It’s like Jerry Springer but with a much hotter host *wink face* So without further ado let’s get started.
Thank you all for being here you wacky characters of my imagination.
Drew: Anytime sexy.
FeministGrrrl1001: *blushes* Oh Drew…please, not here.
Drew: *smirks* That’s not what you were saying last night.
FeministGrrrl1001: …
Muffin: Back off my woman Harries!
Sophia: Finn! Don’t talk about women like that, you don’t own them.
Drew: Yeah Finn, don’t be mad just because she would rather stroke my…pony.
Finn: *goes red in the face* DO. NOT. TALK. ABOUT. PONIES.
FeminstGrrrl1001: Boys, calm down. There’s enough of me to around. Moving on to the questions…I have one here for Muffin. How do you really feel about Sophia?
Muffin: …no comment.
FeministGrrrl1001: Oh come on! Tell the truth otherwise all I have to do is type out a few words and give you a small penis.
Muffin: *gasps* You wouldn’t!
Drew: DO IT! DO IT! Oh baby, do it! *sniggers* That reminds me of another thing you said last night.
FeministGrrrl1001: Shut up Drew otherwise I’ll make you look like freaking Chewbacca, you hear?
Drew: *sits down quietly* Whatever you say, baby.
Muffin: Please don’t give me a small dick…think of the girls! No-one will want a piece of the Muffin then.
FeministGrrrl1001: I have the power Finn so answer the question…
Muffin: Never!
FeministGrrrl1001: You asked for it *waves her magic wand about*
Muffin: *looks down and starts screaming*Oh no! Now I’m like that Mr Witter! Small – for the more modest man! NOOOOOOOOO! Damn you FeministGrrrl1001.
Drew: Hey Pony Boy, no-one talks to my baby like that. Want to take this outside? *gets up* I’ve watched Karate Kid so watch out Muffin Man.
FeministGrrrl1001: *shouts* Drew, sit down and shut up before I decide to kill you off. God, you’re so needy and clingy.
Drew: *sits down* Anything you say, baby.
Muffin: I’ll answer the damn question then. Sophia and I are just friends despite the fact that she constantly checks out my abs.
Sophia: *blushes* I…I…um, I don’t check out your abs. Please. *nervous laughter*
Muffin: Sweety, I’ve read the story. If you’re good I’ll even let you touch them later on.
Sophia: *starts coughing* Really?! I mean…whatever. I’ve seen better.
FeministGrrrl1001: Let’s test that out now. Drew and Finn, take your shirts off and do a Magic Mike style dance.
Muffin: This is degrading but whatever.
Drew: Ok, baby. Anything you want.
*Muffin and Drew slowly start stripping as ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It’ plays in the background*
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