Voldemort posted a status: hi guys, me and my juice boxes haven't been on Facebook in awhile so I decided to see what everybody's doing.
Ron Weasley: you know the usual, hating you.
Harry potter: yeah Ron speaks for both of us.
Hermione granger: well I've been at the library studying for charms and potions tests, I want to get ahead because I only got A's in those tests last year, I aim for A+.
Voldemort: I see so nothing's really changed.
Ginny Weasley: you know it!
Voldemort: ah Ginny long time no see.
Ginny Weasley: so?
Harry potter: Voldemort I know how much she tempts you but she's my girlfriend so you can't have her.
Ginny Weasley: TAKEN
Hermione granger: oh yeah I'm taken too!
Ron Weasley: ow man! Who with!
Hermione granger: hehe you silly billy!
Ron Weasley: what! I knew it, I'm going to avada kedavra that guys... Wait what?
Hermione granger: I said with you.
Harry potter: *face palm*
Ginny Weasley: *face palm*
Ron Weasley: right I knew that, um hermione granger would you like to go to the library with me?
Hermione granger: OMG I thought you'd never ask!
*Ron Weasley has logged off*
*Hermione granger has logged off*
Ginny Weasley: harry do you wanna come over and have tea with us?
Voldemort: oooh can I come!?
Harry potter: as long as Voldemort isn't invited.
Ginny Weasley: Deal, sorry Voldemort maybe next time.
Harry potter: I'll be over in a few.
Ginny Weasley: cool see ya soon!
*harry potter has logged off*
Ginny Weasley: bye Voldemort I'm going to get ready now I have the PERFECT dress for it!
Voldemort: bye Ginny.
*Ginny Weasley has logged off*
Voldemort: thank The Lord she's gone! Oh wait that's me haha, I don't want to talk fashion with armatures like her.
Voldemort: I'm da style BOSS!!!!!
*Voldemort has logged off*
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Hogwarts just got facebook
FanfictionDumbledore has recently allowed Facebook in the hogwarts school grounds, check out the statuses and comments!!!!
