Ginny Weasley posted a status: I think my arms are going to fall off...
Ron Weasley: I better go and get the cello tape then.
Ginny Weasley: it's a figure of speech!
Voldemort: I can make them fall off if you want?
Ron Weasley: you leave my sister alone!
Voldemort: what? I was kidding! I'm drinking a black current juice box anyway.
Ginny Weasley: it didn't sound like you were kidding!
Hermione granger: Hello everyone!
Draco Malfoy: this is soooo cool, I've never been on Facebook before.....
Ron Weasley: hello hermione :)
Draco Malfoy: don't I get a hello???
Ginny Weasley: no
Draco Malfoy: I'm telling my father about this!!!
Voldemort: why? Don't be such a cry baby!
Ron Weasley: I think I'll get used to this new Voldemort quite nicely!
Voldemort: I'm not new, I'm older than you.
Hermione granger: I think what Ron is trying to say is that you used to be the evil dark lord.... But now you come on Facebook.
Draco Malfoy: I'm still going to tell my father about this! He will shut the whole site down!!!!
*Draco Malfoy has logged off*
Ron Weasley: I'm going to Harry's house, did you know he lives with hagrid now???
Hermione granger: does he? I'm coming too!
Ron Weasley: it will be like the old times!
*Hermione granger has logged off*
*Ron Weasley has logged off*
Ginny Weasley: I'm going too, bye Voldemort!
Voldemort: bye Ginny.
*Ginny Weasley has logged off*
Voldemort: damn, my juice box is empty......
*Voldemort has logged off*
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