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Fred Weasley posted a status: who dares us to put a stuffed toy troll in the bathroom and raise an alarm?

George Weasley: please dare us! We're board with nothin to do.

Ron Weasley: go on then, I dare you!

Hermione granger: that's childish..... Oh what the heck I dare you! *slaps face*

Fred Weasley: YUS! I never thought you'd dare us hermione!

Ron Weasley: she's full of surprises that one! *grins unnaturally*

*creeps self out while looking in mirror*

Voldemort: I can get you a real troll if you want, I can even make it hold my juice box!

Fred Weasley: but that takes the fun out of the joke!

Voldemort: bug it would mean my revenge on Albus!

George Weasley: no revenge, just laughs, u got that?

Fred Weasley: just dare us Voldemort!

Voldemort: fine I dare you! Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to get a juice box.

*Voldemort has logged off*

Ron Weasley: he never learns does he!?

Hermione granger: no, no he doesn't.

Ron Weasley: would you like to go and get a smoothie or something?

Fred Weasley: we'd love to but we have to go and set up our prank, sorry bro.

Ron Weasley: I was talking to hermione!

Hermione granger: okay but I have to get ready first....

Ron Weasley: why? you look great in everything!

Hermione granger: I'm in my pjs!

Ron Weasley: oh..... Better get ready then, I'll pick you up in five.

Hermione granger: okay then ;)

*Ron Weasley has logged off*

*Hermione granger has logged off*

George Weasley: did she just wink??

Fred Weasley: yes she did!

George Weasley: ooooh what's she planning to do??? *nudges his bro who's sitting next to him*

Fred Weasley: we're in the same room so why are we talking on Facebook???

George Weasley: I dunno but I can hear mum coming so we better get off quick!

Fred Weasley: let's roll out!

*George Weasley has logged off*

*Fred Weasley has logged off*.

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