Hold Up! I'm Stuck in a Tourbus with One Direction?

Chapter 15

He-llo! (Marcus Butler voice), now that was a change to my usual Heeey guys! wasn't it? :)

I'm really sorry I haven't update in a bajillion years, I had school, grounding, more school, finals, no time at all. But I'm in summer vacation now! *High School Musical moment* And I am officially a Junior now! And I have more time for writing! Yay!

So just an FYI, I make some American references in here, so to my fellow non-American readers, just go along ;) lol

And... Yeah guess that's it! Sorry for not updating in a while guys! :3

Song for this chapter is Riot! by Cher Lloyd

Enjoy<3 Stay Beautiful!

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"Boys! Alex!" called Paul from the drivers seat.

"What?" we all called back. He signaled for all of us to come near, which we did, accept for your highness which was planted on the sofa, his arms crossed, pouting at Paul.

"I AM NOT MOVING FROM HERE!" yelled Louis. "I JUST SAT DOWN! MY BUM NEEDS SOME REST!"

"Why is your butt tired?" I asked.

"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?"

"I'm not even gonna bother sighed Paul. "Well anyways, we're gonna be stopping at a rest stop for the night"

"And you called us here why?" I asked.

"There's gonna be some rules which I want ALL of you to follow, Louis you are included in this. One, under any terms, DO NOT leave the tourbus. We cannot get spotted or ambushed by fans right now"

"Have you ever stopped to think that Directioners are serious stalkers? They're probably stalking us right now, I'm pretty sure they put a tracking device on the bus or something. They even hacked into some airport security just to see Harold over here do nothing. I'm surprised they haven't found out about me" I said.

"Alex, I hate when you're right" grumbled Paul.

"Wait, WHAT?" screamed Harry. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? OMG I WAS PROBABLY PICKING MY NOSE OR SOMETHING!"

"Having a stalker directioner as a best friend makes you bare through things you never wanted to know" I explained, sighing sadly, just for the drama, "Oh and Harry, you're disgusting. And even if you were caught picking your nose, your demented fans would find it as the sexiest thing ever"

"What if Justin Bieber picked his nose? Hmm?" Harry called back.

"I'll kindly give him a Kleenex, and some hand sanitizer" I said. Ed and Josh fought back giggles.

"What if it was Niall?" Harry asked. I turn to Niall, and he was just frozen. "I didn't do anything!" he said, raising his hands.

"You better not!" I pointed at him. "No kleenex for you. And you better not freaking touch me or out the window you go"

"Wait, isn't hacking illegal?" asked Liam put of the blue.

"What do I look like, a nerd?" I asked him. He raised his hands in surrender.

"Sheesh, just asking"

"Sheesh, your face"

"Isn't 'your face' a middle school comeback?" smirked Liam.

"Well if that's a middle school comeback, a fist to 'your face' is a high school one" I said back.

"Ooh, Niall likes em rough!" sang Louis.