Dumbledore posted a status: hello and welcome students to the social networking site called Facebook.
Harry potter: Facebook? I thought Facebook was for muggles.
Dumbledore: no it's for all beings magical or not that have brains that work.....
Ginny Weasley: every creature has a working brain! Don't dis.
Voldemort: not me, I have no brainz!!!
Harry potter: well get off Facebook then!
*Voldemort logs off*
Ginny Weasley: that was so mean Harry.
Harry potter: so? I hate him, do you know how many times he's tried to kill me?
Dumbledore: well I'll leave you two love birds to do your thing then.
*Dumbledore logs off*
Harry potter: I've got to go to detention ill see you later?
Ginny Weasley: okay I've got to do my homework anyway.
*Harry potter logs off*
*ginny Weasley logs off*
*Voldemort logs on*
Voldemort: I'm back everybody, just went to get a juice box.
Voldemort: we're did everybody go?
*Voldemort logs off*
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Hogwarts just got facebook
FanfictionDumbledore has recently allowed Facebook in the hogwarts school grounds, check out the statuses and comments!!!!