Stupid Teenage "Problems"

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At school today, the usual ghetto brawl broke out during lunch. Today, this time it was more verbal. Yet, this fight stands alone for being the dumbest one yet.

We have three rows of five lunch tables at the cafeteria, and the fight occured at the two in the back on the right. I had swapped tables to talk to my one friend real quick. I hopped tables, this one being the one where the fight broke out. Two of the most ghetto white girls in the whole school sat at the other end of the table. Another girl sat with them and got a full view of what happened. The table closest to the end is where the two girl's friend went and sat. That girl decided to move and sit with some other friends. 

Heres the killer.

The three got in a argument about how she turned her back on the other two for her other friends. Reality=Fight. In reality, the girl just swapped places on the other two just took the wrong way. So, one of the two had gotten expelled last year and returned a couple weeks ago, and she was the one that was just swearing left and right. The girl that switched however, did not a give two shits what they said about her. She just nodded her head as the other two cussed her out, calling her fake. Before it could get violent, the lunch monitor came over and seperated the three. As the two were escorted out to the office, everyone seemed to laugh at them. Truthfully, its not polite to laugh at violence and hatred, but how could I not? They fought just because she switched tables for heavens sake!

Ratchet+Basic+Ghetto+Friendship=Pointless fight that makes zero sense.

My point is, teenagers say they have "problems", in this case being the friendship. If you say you have problems, you better have a damn good excuse. Shit like, "I have no friends, Gosh, I'm such a loser." Yet you have 1,000 followers on three different social networking sites, and you hang out with three different people at school everyday. "All I have is an iPhone 4. I'm so poor. How stupid am I?" Yep, poor f**king you. Cry it out you sorry excuse for a human being. (*Note, these are real quotes I have heard people say.) You are litterally a waste of space. Some kids, let alone adults can't even afford drinking water that is clean, and you sit there and whine just because you don't have the latest $300 phone??

"I got grounded."

"Oh, for what?"

"I punched my little sis for no reason. Parents are just stupid."

Okay, you litterally will be the gate-keeper for Hell. And parents are stupid? PARENTS ARE STUPID?(I Present, a MID-RANT RANT) They, first off, are the ones that f**king feed you, buy clothes for you, buy you the latest shit you "need" to have. And NO, a f**king iPhone 5 isn't something you need you piece of low end garbage. I think you should run a balloon company and give free rides, because you have enough hot air in the wasted thinking space you called a brain cavity to last you a year. (This concludes our mid-rant rant). Anyways, my point I am pushing at is that people, unless you have a legitiment problem, then you have nowhere to complain about your life. You have way more than people in Congo or Zimbabwe. So just shut the f**k up, go on with your life that you should be thankful for what you do have, and stop whining or worrying about what you don't have. Nothing is worth fighting for, remember that. 

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