Okay, so the most awful music award goes to.........Nicki!
Oh....my......f**king......god. Are you serious world? You actually signed off on Nicki Minaj's record label? Epic face palm.
If you don't know who Nicki Minaj is, then you're one lucky son of a Shepperd. Lets just say she is a female black singer, that raps, specializes in auto tune, and most certainly nails it at being just plain awful. Now, for the record, I don't hate Nicki. I hate the people that signed off on her record deal. Mostly, she just sings about her competition, how crazy she is, and more pointless crap. She also appears on American Idol, and has won a.......WHAT???? A platinum album you say? Hmmmm......maybe she not so bad after all. Oh, what am I saying, of course she is. Now, again, don't think I hate Nicki, because I don't.
Lets maybe look at her most popular song, "Stupid Hoe" which is just telling off one of her biggest competition, Lil Kim.
I get it cracking like a bad back.
Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
Whoa, first off, what in God's name is a diznick? Then you say you piss on women. Disturbing much? And now you compare yourself to her being Jennifer Aniston, and you being Angelina Jolie. Then, Brad Pitt being all the fame. You know what? I don't even.....Next lines
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in
Nicki is obviously showing the world now how she shouldn't have been signed. She proceeds to rhyme "man" over again 3 times. Then says one line twice, and she pronounces "in" wrong, just to get another rhyme in. Next....
Ayo SB, what's the f**ks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
This is all to me in another code, and don't expect me to decipher it for you. The only thing I know, is that middle line is a reference to Nicki selling platinum albums, and Kim has such a low scale, they must have made her a wood album. But, shame on Nicki for not being smart, and double-checking her work. Lil Kim has already had 2 platinum's, and another that went double platinum. Nicki only having one album, and has made it platinum somehow. Next....
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A bitch woooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllll.............d
*Gasp*
OMFG, that is so annoying. That "would" part literally goes on for around 10 seconds. This, being one of her signature things she adds to her songs. Another being her awful "Roman Voice". Can't imagine this song be anymore annoying Next......
