#130: Dirty Pick-Up Line (WARNING: May Cause You To Laugh And Piss Yourself)

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Harry:

You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.

Zayn:

Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candyshop.

Niall:

Are you from Ireland too? Cause when I look at you my little friend is dublin.

Liam:

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Louis:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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