Twilight Convo's

What Age

What Age

Jacob: So Eddy how old are you actually

Edward: Why?

Jacob: Just curiuse

Edward: I'm 110

Jacob: Really?

Edward: Yes

Jacob: Hmm, your a bit old arn't you

Edward: Thank's I think

Jacob: No problem

Emmett: Don't you wanna know how old I am?

Jacob: Not really

Emmett: Of course you do, and I might as well tell you how old everyone else is

Jacob: ?

Emmett: Well, I'm 96, Roalsie is also 96, Alice is 110 like Eddy here. Jasper is 197, Esme is 116, Carlise is 371. Bella is 24 as you know and Nessie is 5. Wow that was a mouthful

Jacob: Right, yer I'm only 20

Jasper: Well you've got a long time to catch up

Jacob: Not really

Emmett: Your loss

Jacob: I didn't get that

Edward: Neather did I

*Phone rings, Jasper awnsers it*

(Phone Call)

Jasper: Hello?

Alice: Jasper?

Jasper: What?

Alice: How do I say this

Jasper: Say what?

Alice: I'll just come out with it, were all turning into our actuall age

Jasper: What?

Alice: Were turning into out actuall age

Jasper: How?

Alice: I don't know

Jasper: When will it happen?

Alice: What's with all the questions? I don't know, but soon

Roslie: Look at me *Roalise in the backgound*

Jasper: Okay?

Alice: Bye, well be back soon

Jasper: Bye

(End Of Phone Call)

Jacob: What was that about

Jasper: Were turnining into our actuall age

Emmett: How?... Look at you

Jasper: Why?

Emmett: You look very, very old

Jasper: Thanks. Where's Edward?

Emmett: Dunno. I want to see myself, pass me a mirro please, please

Edward: I'm down here *Edward had fallen to the floor*

Jacob: Here you go Emmett

Emmett: Thanks

Jasper: Oh

Edward: Thanks

Jasper: I didn't say anything

Edward: I can still read your mind

Emmett: Haha

Edward: Shut up Emmett, I can still read yours to

Emmett: Well at least I'm not as old as you, I mean your all old and wrinkerly, you can't even stand up due to your age, I mean really

Jasper: Hey, what about me I'm older

Emmett: Your the same but 10x worse

Jasper: Thanks

Jacob: Emmett just so you know your not loking so grate yourself

Emmett: Yer, yer

Bella: Were back

Jasper: Why do you look so young?

Bella: Because I am

Jasper: Oh

Emmett: Look at you r Carlsie

Carlise: Emmett don't say a word

Emmett: But I just did

Carlise: Emmett

Esme: How do you sort this out?

Jacob: Well I can tell you all one thing it is never boring around here

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All rights go to Stephenie Meyer.

All the date's and age's don't belong to me they came out of Stephenie Meyer's book 'The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide' so all right's got to Stephenie Meyer.

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Thank's to xX_Lil_Mee_Xx again for this idea, I did say before that there would be many XD Thank you XD

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