A/N: Sorry it's short XD
Piano Massacre
Emmett: There doesn't seem to be much more wood we can find
Jasper: It's a forest there's lots of wood
Emmett: Yer but you can't use wet wood on a fire
Jasper: Why not?
Emmett: Because it doesn't burn properly
Jasper: Oh
Emmett: Hang on I know were we can find some dry wood
Jasper: Where?
Emmett: Just follow me
(Back at the house)
Emmett: Good no one's here
Jasper: And why is that good?
Emmett: Cause there not gonna see what we are about to do
Jasper: And that is?
Emmett: Burning Edward's piano
Jasper: Oh didn't think of that
Emmett: That's cause your not smart like me
Jasper: Sure that's why
Emmett: What was that
Jasper: Nothing
Emmett: Ok, let's get to braking the piano
(10 minutes later)
Jasper: Well that looks like it cant be broken any more
Emmett: No, I shouldn't think it would now
Esme: I hope you two have got some wood
Jasper: Yes we have
Carlisle: Where did you find dry wood from?
Emmett: Oh this place really near by
Carlisle: Where is that?
Rosalie: By the looks of it next door
Carlisle; Why do you say that?
Edward: What have you two done with my piano?
Jasper: I think we should run
Emmett: I think your right
Edward: Oh you two had better RUN!!!
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