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Chat Show

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Chat Show

"Welcome to this episode of the chat show, I'm here with my best friend Hayley to help me interview this weeks guests and they are the Cullen Family; Edward, Bella, Nessie, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Esme, and Carlisle also you cant forget the family friend Jacob."

Me: Hey guys how are you

Emmett: Hey you all right

Rosalie: Can I go now

Esme: Hi sweethearts

Edward: Hello

Bella: Hi

Jasper: Yer

Nessie: Hi

Jacob: All right

Alice: Hi, I'm Alice nice to meet you

Hayley: Yer we kind of knew that already

Carlisle: Alice calm down. Nice to meet you

Me: Ok, well welcome to the show. As you know I'm Elizabeth but you can call me Izzy, and this is my best friend Hayley

Hayley: Hey I would like to say one thing... EDWARD YOU SUCK, and JACOB I LOVE YOU

Edward: Huh...

Bella: Good

Nessie: How dare you

Jacob: Nice

(Jacob is slapped by Nessie)

Me: Hayley how can you say that

Hayley: Because I can and its the truth

(Hayley get pushed off her chair by me lol)

Hayley: No fair

Me: Anyway, question 1. Jacob how can love Bella but then love Nessie?

Jacob: Cause Bella's married and Nessie's my imprint

Me: Yer but its kind of gross, you go out with Bella then she gets married then you go off with her daughter ewww

Edward: I agree with her stay away from Nessie

Jacob: No I wont Eddyweddy, Yer and what's wrong with that its not my problem

Hayley: Right, anywho question 2. Jacob again how does it feel to be sooo HOT

Jacob: Grate

Hayley: Nice

Me: I'm pretty sure that wasn't a question, oh well

Hayley: Question 3. Jasper how is it in the Twilight Saga films that your hair is longer in each film? Cause I thought your hair couldn't grow any more.

Jasper: Huh I don't know, I'm so ashamed! Gah

(Jasper goes running out of the studio crying)

Me: Huh I thought they couldn't cry either

Alice: Look at what you have done

Hayley: I'm sorry

Me: I'm sorry too, but I cant be held responsible if your affected by anything that Hayley has said of is going to say! So question 4. Carlisle why did you keep adopting this lot

Carlisle: I adopted them because I couldn't leave them on there own, and I don't think that they could be trusted at all on there own

Me: Is that it, I thought there would be a story like you have always wanted children, but that is all I get fine. I'm not gonna talk to you any more!

Hayley: Question 5. Bella why did you chose Edward? He's boring.

Edward: Thanks

Bella: Because he is different, and we have the same tastes in this such as music

Hayley: Boring, I mean if you chose Jacob your life would be so much more fun than having to be a vampire, though vampires are cool. JACOB I think you should become a vampire that would be so awesome

Bella: No I'll stick to Edward thanks, Nessie can have Jacob

Nessie; Thanks

Edward: Ha I new you loved me, in your face Jacob

Jacob: No I wont become a vampire I'm sorry Hayley. And Edward do you want to know why Bella loves you and not me

Edward: Why?

Jacob: Because of you money

Edward: Bella is this true?

Bella: ...

Me: OK WE WILL SEE YOU AFTER THE BREAK

Hayley: AFTER WE SORT THIS MESS OUT

Me: WHICH YOU CASUED

Hayley: OH SHUT UP, we'll see you after the break, bye

Me: Bye

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