Avoiding Luhan

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"Yasss guys, dudes, gentlemans... and gay!" Jongin shouted, and added a dramatic pause to his welcome greeting, eyeing Baekhyun suspiciously when he said the term GAY. "Welcome to- wait, why are you even here again?"

Before Baekhyun could respond in a sassy way, Joonmyeon interrupted him first. "Excuse me, the plural form of gentleman is gentlemen and not gentlemans! Jongin, where is your brain?!"

But nobody even paid attention to the Grammar Nazi.

They were in the entrance of Club Exo actually. The whole place was like a part of Las Vegas, Nevada but just in Seoul. Colorful night lights illuminated the building and the parking lot was jampacked with luxury sports cars. Tons of people were lining up just to get in the most famous underground club in the city.

The quartet has arrived- Jongin, Jongdae, Joonmyeon (the three Kims), Chanyeol and his Nazi-like master Baekhyun who was shining like a diva with all the bling blings in his fashionable apparel, and make-up which makes him look like a freaking Barbie doll.

Yep, bow down to the eyeliner queen.

"Excuse me?!" Baekhyun wagged his index finger in front of Jongin's face, touching his nose. Jongin instantly avoided the contact, making Baek cringe. "I have the connections here. So I'm really included in this escapade of your puny, powerless fraternity."

"Excuse meee~?!" It was Jongdae's turn to mimic Baekhyun's actions just to plainly annoy him more. "You little punk, how dare you brand the greatest frat in UPA puny and powerless? Yes, you may have the eyeliner on fleek, but Oh Sehun has the bigger booty on point!"

"Ugh guys, this is not the time to debate about such petty things. We have to focus on contacting Sehun! I've been calling him for like twenty times and they're all gone to voice mail!" Joonmyeon explained, his phone in his hand. "You know the fun will not be fun without him, right?"

"You have a point. Why did he even decide to go to Club Exo at this time? I mean, I've noticed that Sehun focuses more on his studies and his basketball practices and not on girls or bars, which he usually thinks of everyday." Jongdae recalled.

Chanyeol joined in the conversation. "There's something wrong going on with him these-"

"SHUT UP, PARK CHANYEOL! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF POTATO! YOU CANNOT SPEAK UNTIL I COMMAND YOU TO!"

"The worthless piece of potato is sorry, Master." Chanyeol said, bowing down to the cranky little diva.

"How long will Chanyeol be Baekhyun's slave again?" Jongin asked them.

"Maybe until graduation. I know, it's so creepy to have him with us. Ugh. And it's all because of that lesbian, Lu Han."

"What the heck?! Lu Han is a guy, Jongdae!" Joonmyeon informed him, slipping his phone into his pockets. "Didn't you hear, his co-members say that he has the largest dick in the football varsity team."

"Duude, seriously, that's so gay. Did the gay footballers peek on him or something?" Jongin drawled. "But how long is he, exactly?"

"It's football players, not footballers." Joonmyeon chimed in, correcting Jongin's epic fail grammar.

Baekhyun slapped Jongin in the head, screaming, "I thought you're not gay, how come you're so curious, huh?!"

"Sh-shut up! I'm not gay, dude! And watch the hair! I especially went to a salon to get my cornrows done, because I heard that chicks dig cornrows nowadays!"

"Whatever." Baekhyun smirked at him. "At least I have a legitimate boyfriend here, and I'm proud of being gay." He suddenly hugged Chanyeol so tightly that the poor boy almost lost breath.