Breakdown [Walmart x Target Fanfic]

Chapter 4

[GameStop POV]

"YOUR ACCENT IS ON FLEEK GAMESTOP"
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE LIKE MY BRITIST ACCENT AND WHY DOES STARBUCKS LIKE MY ACCENT LIKE WHAT THE HELL IT'S JUST MY FUCKIN MLG SHIT M8 I WAS BORN TO BE MLG SO YEAH
"sTOP"
"NO U NEEDTA STOP BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS GAMESTOP"
"oh my god fuck off scrub"
"...wit did you just fucking call mE M8 I'LL BASH UR 'EAD IN SCRUB!"
"DON'T U TRY TO 1 UP ME BITCH"

[Target POV]

"pFFFFT- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL"
"I have never seen such a fucking catastrophe between our friends."
"SAME THEY ARE BASICALLY FIGHTING LIKE SOME MARRIED COUPLE"
"True, true."
"I ship it"
"F21 NO"
Forever 21 comes out of nowhere and says she ships it? nOpE
"Aw, come on, it's the perfect ship."
"NO IT'S NOT"
"Let's just say that Coffee and Games go good together."
"BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF COFFEE SPILLS ON GAMES?"
"...Fuck you're right goddammit."
F21 then leaves. Thank god.
"So that happened."
"YYYYUP."
"I also never noticed F21 to be such a nerd saying she ships stuff. And I swear to god if she ships us."
"Oh lord Jesus, no."
"Yeah she better not ship us."
"Why do all the girls ship people?"
"Because they have no life whatsoever."
"Close enough."

[Starbucks POV]

"FUCKIN 1V1 ME IN CALL OF DUTY BITCH"
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COSPLAYED AS PEPE ONCE"
"DON'T YOU TRY TO DANK MEME ME M8"
"OH I'LL DANK MEME YOU SO HARD YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE: hOoOYEAeAH"
"WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SOMETHING CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY."
"...what"
"DEEZ NUTS"
"omfg u dick"
"HAH GOT EEEEEEEEMMMM!!!!!!!"
"omg fuck off"
I was now officially pissed at gamestop
No one 'deez nuts's me. NO ONE
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A/N: Starbucks got rekt that's all for this chapter folks