Breakdown [Walmart x Target Fanfic]

Chapter 12

fuck all of you who found this unironic fic from when i was like 10 now i want to make another chapter /lh i find it hilarious that you guys are finding it here's some actual good writing??? every time this fic start getting votes and comments i feel obligated to make another chapter, it's been almost four years and all, but here you go!!!!!! :)

if you read through this whole fic instead of skipping to this one i want to sincerely apologize about the weird and wrong shit lil baby man me has said and also the terribly cringy shit. that being said, enjoy this chapter!!! or don't, that too. also i made a tiktok about the existence of this fic recently so just go check cynic0le on tiktok and you'll find it pretty easy

this is set up to be a final chapter so i don't have to keep coming back BUT WHO KNOWS i might fully reboot it???!!!??!! (probably not)

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The blue-haired and red-haired eye the giant ass rift that opened up over the cliff, perfectly in jumping range. "Do we just... Hop in?" Walmart wonders carelessly, which just confuses the hell out of Target, "Let me just- I need to tell our friends. I'll tell them where we are." Target turns on and unlocks his phone and his fingers are practically instantly typing to them. Very tech-savvy. "It could've been that easy for me..." Target practically death glares at Walmart. "Before you say anything, no hard feelings! I'm happy I found you at all." Walmart pauses as Target goes back to typing. But of course, his quick wit... "Though, I mean, I guess there's something hard, but it isn't all the time..." "We're about to go into a fucking BLACK HOLE THING, keep it in your pants, fuckass!" Walmart laughs at the irritation he always finds a way to drag out of this ball of anger.

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TG: [location link]

TG: so walmart found me

TG: everyone come here it's very important

SB: HIIIII ARE YOU DOING OKAY

GS: please don't tell me this was a fucked up game of hide and seek???

F21: are u having a wedding that's why you need us there

TG: NO there's a giant fucking SPACE VOID HOLE RIFT THING

TG: [image]

TG: LOOK AT IT.

SB: stick ur dick in it

TG: STARBUCKS.

SB: TARGET.

SB: i have to know

TG: im not gonna stick my dick in a space rift

GS: almost a triple rhyme im so pissed off that it wasn't

GS: anyway we'll be there soon

TG: ok cool im gonna try jumping in with walmart IF THERE IS NO CELLULAR CONNECTION IN THE SPACE RIFT AND I DO NOT TEXT YOU you probably shouldn't hop in

SB: IM A RIDE OR DIE IM COMIN IN

TG: DO NOT please this is the one thing i'll ask of you, like a dying wish, i need you to listen and NOT DO IT when i say NOT TO DO IT

TG: so DO NOT JUMP IN THE BIG VOID HOLE, unless i am able to contact you

SB: f21 hold me back

F21: YES MA'AM

TG: i'll see you guys soon i hope

GS: sorry that sb is an ass tg, take care <3

F21: WTF

SB: HE HAS A HEART

F21: my shipping charts are taking a shift

TG: F21 NO