Chapter 5
Ok... So, the boys are staying in my penthouse tonight.
H.E.L.P
"Ari....... Do your shorts make me look fat?"
What did he say....
Excuse. Me.
Did he just say..
...MY SHORTS?
MY SHORTS! OH MY SHIT.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! HARRY TAKE MY SHORTS OFF!!"
"HAHAHA! YOU'VE GOT TO CHASE ME FIRST, LOVE"
Harry ran around my penthouse screaming like a retard whilst the other boys were laughing their pants off... including Louis.
"HARRY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY SHORTS BACK...I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF, FRY IT AND FEED IT TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!"
I shouted as I pointed at the four boys who immediately stopped laughing after realising Harry's fate.
... Maybe I went too far...
Harry stopped dead on his tracks and turned around... his face kind of looked a bit pale to me. L-O-L. He immediately slipped off my shorts revealing his...
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Calvin Klein Boxers. (haha, Perverts)
"Harry give me my shorts and go put some trousers on, you thong"
"Did.. you just call him a thong?" Zayn questioned me, smirking.
"Yes, yes I did."
"Well, If Harry's the thong.. can I be the Vag--"
"OOOOOO KAY... I think this conversations going a little bit too far now." Liam interrupted Zayn.
The room started to fill with awkwardness...
Uh... Can't be asked for this anymore, I want to go back to sleep...
"Alright well, I'm going to bed bye Guys!"
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