[VERY early the next morning]
[Ianto, Jack, 9 and Mickey head to Russell's office]
Ianto- Does your uncle not own a cellphone, Jack?
Jack- Yeah-
Ianto- Then why can't you just text him? Why do we have to bother him at 6:30 in the morning?
Jack- He rarely check it. Especially if it's from me
Mickey- [looks at Ianto] you woke me up at 4 yesterday? Why is what we're doing any different?
Ianto- the difference is...that I actually respect Russell
9- [snorts] burn
Ianto- It wasn't an Insult. It was a fact.
Mickey- [annoyed]
9- ooo...double burn!
Jack- Shh, everyone. We don't want to wake anyone up
Mickey- are we even going the right way?
Jack- [Holts, and turns to look at Mickey] I've lived here for 13 years Rickey, I think I'd know if we were going the wrong way-
Mickey- It's Mickey
9- [subtly steers Jack In the correct direction]
Jack- It's really hard to see- [Mumbles to the doctor]
9- Get glasses then mate
Jack- I do I have contacts
9- What happened to them?
Jack- the pterodactyl ate them
9- What- how...you know what, I don't even wanna know
Ianto- [yawns]
[They reach Russell's door]
Jack- Mick...
Mickey- [looks up] mh?
Jack- Go on then, nock
Mickey- [hesitates]
Ianto- You know...before he dies of old age
Mickey- Oh shut up. Why do I have to do it. He's Jack's uncle
Jack- exactly! He'll resent me for months. You- maybe just a week or two
Mickey- [nervously walks towards the door] for rose [mumbles]
9- [opens the door] sorry, wrestless hands [walks in]
[The others follow]
Russell- [pulls out a gun] who's there?!
[They all scream, loudly]
Jack- uncle it's just me! Your nephew!
Russell- oh, sorry. You startled me [lowers the gun] how can I help you?
9- [shoves Mickey forward]
Mickey- I...I...er
Russell- well?
Mickey- I want to throw a party, to celebrate the end of the rule game
Russell- what sort of party?
Mickey- Kareoke...
Russell- When?
Mickey- Maybe...6 to 10
Russell- what about 3 to 7?
Jack- No way! Party's aren't fun unless it's dark out-
Ianto- [nods in agreement]
Russell- 10oclock is too late. I'm sorry. Those who won the game will need to get some rest before the tour of the T.A.R.D.I.S
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Torchwood Academy
FanfictionWhere all The Doctor Who character's are children, and are attending Torchwood Academy! Which isn't your average boarding school