Barnes and Noble
Honey St
Rooster Town, Connecticut
Steven: *doing a book signing*
Woman: Your book really changed my life! *holding a copy of How To Avoid Getting Beat Up*
Steven: Who am I making this out to?
Woman: Make it out to Marie!
Steven: *signing the book* Here ya go!
Woman: Thank you, Mr. Crass!
Ken: As I live!
Steven: Beat it, I'm signing books!
Ken: How To Avoid Getting Beat Up?! *reading* This is garbage! You set this up, so I can't beat you up anymore?!
Steven: Yes, now scram! I'm changing the world!
Ken: *puts a sign on Steven's table*
Sign: Be back in 20 minutes!
Crowd: *disperses*
Steven: Wait, where are you folks going?! I'm not on break! I....
Ken: *growls*
Steven: *weak* Mother.....
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Woman: I don't even think he's a true author! *throws the book away*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Friday, April 19th, 2024.
A/N Steven, you went through all that trouble to write a book to avoid getting beat up Ken?! It is to laugh!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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