Silly People Supermarket
Nickle St
Coinstar, Rhode Island
Iris: *sees empty shelves* What the heck?
Manager: *Rhode Island accent* Welcome! Would you like to donate some money to the Silly People Foundation?
Iris: I'm sorry, what?
Manager: *Rhode Island accent* The Silly People Foundation! Chip in whatever you have!
Iris: No! This is not a supermarket! All you people are nuts!
Female Employee: *Rhode Island accent* You should get this invincible bag of Doritos! They're free!
Iris: I'm getting out of here! *runs out of the supermarket* These people are crazy! *accidentally falls into a bottomless pit* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sign: Watch out for bottomless pit! Rhode Island Department Of Transportation
Iris: *still falling* Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
This story was written on Wednesday, April 10th, 2024. (Eid el Fitr)
A/N Iris, this is no supermarket at all! It's just a place where people act all silly! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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