Dallas Headcanons🔫🤨

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○ I'm going to be real here for a second - if Johnny got to turn himself in, Dallas would do something to get jailed so he could be with Johnny and make sure he don't get hurt😊
○ NOOWW
○ Trips and runs into everything then flips it off when he gets back up
○ Ate the floor more times than anyone can count
○ I don't know why but I feel like he'd like cats.
○I assume he's built like a stick figure💀
○ He has been in court so many times, the judge we be starting to talk like,
   "Will the defendant-"
   "Yeah, yeah I know what I'm doin'. Ive done it a hundred times before."
   Or he would just plain go,
   🙋‍♂️(He's raising his hand) "Your honor, I don't care."

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