Two-Bit Mathews🐭🥲

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○ I said it before and I'll say it again: this man FEASTED on dirt as a child
○ Full on Thanksgiving feast worth of dirt
○ He made his toys have bar fights as a kid
○ It was kind of like WWE
○ All of his stuffed toys look soggy because of what he did to them💀
○ This man can't cook for the life of him😭
○ He can barely even throw CEREAL together
○ Super senior all the way

○ He has screaming competitions with kids. 

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