*Taps on the microphone as a camera is adjusted to a young man*
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"Hello? This is Oh I see, it's an interview you want about me, Phillip Von Hagen?...
Ah, you got the camera on. I see now...
Well I can tell you a little bit I guess then, I am the owner of this opera house. I love the theatrics and such, don't you?
Besides I am the only one who's most amazing opera house caught on fire. Why didn't the others opera houses also catch on fire too?
You know, my favorite food would be a delicious box of chocolate covered almonds. Not only do they have such amazing chocolate on the outside but you even get a little crunch once you've bitten into it.
What's my favorite performance you say?
Why must I choose?
I have already chosen my favorites to the stage.
Besides this grand opening performance will be the best there has ever been, I know it."
