Sequel to The Human of Mystery
Bio: Y/N L/N, now a 26 y/o, Right hand assassin of I.M.P. is enjoying life now. Having felt new experiences and feels, everything is perfect or so it seems.
You have the Love of your life Loona, fellow comrades Blitzo...
Blitzo: Ahh shiiiit....feel like I should've had something at the reeeeeadyyy....Ahh well fuck it!
Blitzo: Hiya Bitch, this is the second episode of-....(off screen to the production crew)...the fuck number season this is?
Producer: (hard whisper) Season 1!
Blitzo: Ahh yes....knew that, any you humanly weird fucko...I get caught up with your daddy in a parental talk....(adverting his eyes from you reader / Y/N)....*under his breath* boy, am I getting more than I can bargain for this week!
A/N: Get the hell outta here, you smell like ass!
Blitzo: The correct term is Boo-Tay....I smell like Boo -Tay!
A/N: Anyway, let's go on into the Story!
[View falls into the morning time showing Blitzo at the office]
Blitzo: (groaning)
Blitzo: What the fuck is this???
Blitzo opened a enclosed envelope labeled to "Valid Reader". He sniffed around the envelope before opening it up.
Blitzo: (Reading the envelope) Uh huh...yeah...yeah...Mhm...
He then set the envelope down on top of his desk briefly taking in a breath before expressing his opinion on it.
Blitzo: Would make much sense if I knew how to read and understand!
[Knock knock]
Blitzo: (seething) Sonuvabitch!!!
Blitzo: (shouting) DOOR'S OPEN!!!!
The door opened showing Moxxie with a slightly stupid grin on his face. As he approached Blitzo, Blitzo started gaining a huge smug look not really knowing what was going on or more importantly....why Moxxie is smiling.
Blitzo: Stoooopp riiiiiight there Mox, your smile is actually sickening me...(gagging)!
Moxxie: (deadpan tone) Helpful...Sir!
Moxxie: But I'm here to say sir, I have something important to discuss!
Blitzo: What, your finally straight, not the gay homo you are!
Moxxie: WHAT???!!!
Moxxie: I was Bi Sir!!!!
Blitzo: (dismissively convinced) Ooh please Mox, I know a GAY man in denial when I see one....
Blitzo: (realizing his hypocritical statement)
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Blitzo: Ahem...(thinking) referring in the third person I mean....figuratively saying!
Moxxie: Uh sir are you-...
Blitzo: Thinking? Brainstorming? Playing with the joystick of happiness? ALL THE FUCKING ABOVE!!!
Blitzo: But go on Mox, say your little homo shit already!
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