Truth Seekers

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Third Person POV

The episode opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing (Y/N)'s gun causing her to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". The second shows Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of his drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.

"Right there! This was the first sighting." Agent One declared.

"They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?" Agent Two questioned.

"They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!" Agent One sits down.

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously. (Y/N), who is next to Blitzo, was drinking some beer.

"Ahhh, well... That's convenient..." Agent Two smirked.

Cuts to Blitzo and (Y/N) outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

"Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen..." Blitzo muttered.

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.

"Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest..." Moxxie popped up.

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.

"Ew." (Y/N) looked disgusted as she ordered stuff.

Blitzo softly says, "I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!" He smirked.

Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way. (Y/N) was being picked up by one of the Agents.

"SHIT!!!!! LIT!!!!" (Y/N) yelled as she tried to hit their face with her tail, "WHY THE HELL DID I LET YOU CONVINCE ME TO NOT BE A HUMAN TODAY??" (Y/N) complained.

"'CAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!! GET DOWN!" Blitzo gulped.

Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal. As some extra Agent's threw a, now unconscious, (Y/N) into the back of a truck.

"LOONA! CLOSE IT!" Blitzo yells, feeling a tug on his heart.

"Wait, no!" Millie yelled as she saw (Y/N) and Moxxie.

She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails. Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.

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