Hamilton by Google Translate

Thank you so much!!!

So... uhm... that's it... (or maybe not)

I know I already said that yesterday, but I want to say thank you to everyone who read this book and especially for all of the hilarious comments

Before I uploaded this masterpiece I thought no one would read it because I was not the first one to have this idea

And thank you, Google Translate, for providing me with these train wrecks (is it weird to thank a translation software?)

Aaaaaand since GT ships way too many ships, here's the final ship list:

Hamburr
Lams
Whamilton...ugh
WashingtonxHistory
probably Hamliza
MORE HAMBURR
HamiltonxMadison
HamiltonxKing George
GeorgexGeorge (we don't know which Georges though)
HamiltonxHamilton
the foursome situation (Burr, Madison, Jefferson, Hamilton)
Jeffmads
Pheacker
HamiltonxJames Reynolds

Upcoming ships (in cut songs and stuff):
Hamilton x Alison
Philip Skyler x Aaron Bear
Eliza x Ham's mother
now it's getting REALLY problematic: John Trumbul x children
Eliza x Icarus

Oh, and also:
Incest Counter: 7 (I think, we lost track of counting at one point)

BUT I was thinking of translating more Hamilton related stuff (like cut songs for example) if you would be interested in that, because I don't want to end this iconic book yet

I don't even know what the most hilarious translation was

Anyway, bye for now (even though 'now' maybe only last for 2 days) 

<3