The Skibidi Invasion

Chapter 11: Oh, Who is She?

As I remained chained, I glared at Donovan who was selling me to skibidi toilets. "Why are you doing this?" I whispered loud enough for him to hear. He turned to me with glowing red lenses. "Isn't it obvious? We're going to use you. Soon enough, you'll be stained with oil as you watch your comrades die one by one as you tear them apart with your own two paws." Donovan chuckled maniacally. I snarled at him ferociously, this lunatic is really getting on my nerves.

Are they going to infect me? I thought Skibidi Parasites only work on robots, not living organisms made of flesh. "I'll never work for you..." I said angrily. "And what are you possibly going to do to stop it? Hmm? Are you going to sit there and bark at me like a little bitch?" He obnoxiously booped me in the nose. I looked at Donovan with an offended glare. I bared my fangs and grinded them. Oh, he's really gonna get it! I thought to myself. 

"Oooh, once I'm free, I'll tear you limb from limb, and I'll burn your arms and legs right in front of you!" I yelled at him. Donovan only laughed hysterically at my threat. The only reason why he's not scared is because I'm tied down. Believe me when I say that Donovan would be running away while screaming if I weren't in chains. I'm not as weak as I appear to be. 

I looked up at the Skibidi Scientist as he stares at me with that predatory smile. Just looking at him makes me want to vomit. I don't know exactly what he has in mind, but I'm going to assume he's going to break my mind until I completely submit. "Skibidi skibidi skibidi. (Translation: Get out the parasite.)" He called out. My eyes widened at that statement. I knew it! 

I knew they were going to infect me! I wiggled and squirmed at the tight chains as the parasite grew near. Ah shit! If you don't want me ending lives because I can't control my body, THEN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO SOMETHING!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING MIRACLE OF SOME SORT!!!! I mentally prayed as I panicked. Is this it? Is this how things are going to end for me?

Suddenly, my body burst into flames as soon as the parasite came way too close. My fiery tail broke loose and knocked the parasite off its feet or whatever you call those spider like appendages. Foolish of them to forget to tighten those chains on my tail. I stretched my tail beyond its limits as it stood a whopping 17 feet in the air. "OH WHAT THE HELL?!" Donovan yelled out. 

He didn't expect me to elongate my tail, which was a common move I do. They don't call me Liana Longtail for nothing! I used my tail to break free from the chains and stood up tall. I let out an ear piercing roar as I summoned my magical wings and flew up to the sky. "You made a terrible mistake imprisoning me and attempting to make me into your slave!" I screamed at the skibidi toilets. Their smiles transformed into a massive frown as they looked up at me and realized they just fucked up in the worst way possible.

 Donovan flew up to me in his jetpack and tried to fight me midair. He pulled out a switchblade from his sleeve and attempted to stab me. I wasn't going to take any chances of fighting him, so I teleported away. Wait, didn't I say was gonna tear him limb from limb? You know what, it doesn't matter. I'm not going to waste my energy on some fucking lowlife who can't pull any bitches on his dick. That's his problem, not mine...

As I flew into a particular damaged city, I stuck a landing and looked around the new location I was in. "Oh great, I'm in another damaged city. I wonder what abominations live here." I muttered to myself. Suddenly, I heard an explosion from behind. I turned around to see a strange skibidi toilet with wheels. I arched an eyebrow, that's something you don't see everyday.

"Skibidi skibidi skibid! (Translation: Get ready to die!)" It screamed out as it rolls towards me. Before I could do anything, someone shot at the skibidi toilet or skibidi car (?) and it just crashed into some other object. After it exploded, I turned around to see a few cameramen walking while holding paralyzer guns. I was relieved they came in time even though I can fight for myself.