The Skibidi Invasion

Chapter 1: WTF is going on?!

I lied on my bed, feeling bored. Then, my head sparked an idea. What if I played music on full volume? I pulled out my Bluetooth speaker and played Electric Callboy- Pump It at full blast. I started headbanging intensely as soon as the metal part came. Techno music mixed with metal is the best when played right. 

Suddenly, I heard a large boom mid-song. It was so loud, the whole house shook. I looked out of the window in my room and I couldn't believe what I'm seeing. It looked like some sort of creature with a large head sticking out of.. a toilet? The size of it was huge, too! "What the fuck is going on!?" I screamed at the top of my lungs. The sounds of helicopters hovering above the toilet creature rung through the sky, but nothing compares to that wretched song the toilet was singing. "Brrrt! Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes! Skibidi dopity dip dip! Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes! Skibidi dopity dip dip!" Its deep voice rang through the streets. "Oh hell nah!" I yelled as I closed the window and ran downstairs. I turned on the TV to see what was going on. "Toilet creatures are invading the city. We don't know exactly what they are or where they came from. Some say they are aliens from a different planet. I think they're called 'Skibidi Toilets'? Whatever they are, all we know is they're not exactly friendly." The news reporter explained. I still had a load of questions. What are they? Where did they come from?

Then, I heard a window crash that came from the kitchen. I rushed to see what it was and it was another Skibidi toilet except it was smaller than the previous one I saw. It sang that horrible song while its head was twirling around and twisting accompanied with a grotesque smile that looked unnatural. It then tried to bite me while its neck stretched towards me. I acted with instinct and punched it hard in the head. I realized it has a knob on the back, so I decided to pull it. That really worked because its head slowly went down the drain. "So that's how you kill them. That'll teach you to break into my house. Now I have to pay for the damage you did." I said out loud. I walked outside to see if there was anymore of those "Skibidi toilets" out and about. Looks like my guess was correct because there were a lot of them roaming the streets. I don't know how, but they're popping out fast like rabbits. Everywhere I turn, I can see them running around. 

All of the sudden, I've been knocked over. It was a bigger Skibidi toilet, ready to go in for the kill. However, it was flushed before it could get the chance to kill me. I looked up to see a large man. What struck me the most is that its head was a vintage camera that you would find in the theatres or something. I stood up as it gave me a thumbs up. He was way taller than I was, standing at 11.54 feet. "Woah! You have a camera for a head." I said with amazement. "What are you? You're like some sort of a... Uh.. A camera dude? No, cameraman!" The cameraman nodded. I smiled with excitement. I've met very strange creatures, but none like this one. Then, I heard a bunch of small Skibidi toilets coming in our direction. The large cameraman was ready to fight and so was I. 

Then, I blasted my firework like fireballs at the Skibidi toilets. The large cameraman was amazed, which I could tell even though he doesn't have any facial features. He pointed to me and then gestured to himself. "Are you asking me to come with you?" I asked. He nodded. Wow, I got it on my first time. I followed after the large cameraman as we fought through the Skibidi toilets. I realized that I was much faster than him and I needed him to lead the way to wherever he's taking me. I transformed into my dire wolf form and told him to hop on. "Come on! It's faster this way!" The cameraman jumped onto my back without hesitation and I ran at full speed, which is 36 mph. He held onto the small reins that were attached on my collar like strap. Ahead of us was an army full of big Skibidi toilets. The cameraman tugged onto my reins, but he was not prepared for the one move that he didn't know I could do. Magical wings appeared and I took off with a powerful flap. He almost fell off my back as we both rocketed into the sky at an alarming speed. The huge Skibidi toilets couldn't reach us at this height, so we have an advantage. The cameraman tugged onto my reins to certain direction and I followed through. 

After 3 hours of flying, I stuck the landing. The large cameraman hopped off my back and gave me a gentle pat on my broad head. As he walked away, I followed him. There must be a reason on why he asked me to come with him. He turned around after realizing I was still behind him. He looked confused. "You asked me to come with you. Remember?" The cameraman seemed like he remembered something and gestured me to follow. We continued walking. "Hey, uh.. I hope that flight didn't scare you. I, too, would be startled if I were you." I chuckled. The camera dude looked like he was gonna puke as soon as he hopped off me. The way he almost lost his balance when we took off made me giggle.   

-Large cameraman's POV-

I didn't think it was possible that the wolf could fly. At first glance, she seemed like a regular human being with her little furry cosplay on. That was not the case, though. Humans cannot spit out fireworks neither can they transform. This is a new species that I have discovered and I wanted to show it to my colleagues. "Oh! I haven't even introduced myself. I guess we didn't have time for introductions. My name is Liana Longtail and it is very nice to meet you." The furry exclaimed excitedly as she transformed into a human. I mean, she isn't exactly human. The ears and tail stood out to me as well as the teeth. "You might be wondering what I am. Well, my good friend, I am a werewolf lycan. One of the lower forms of other lycans." Liana explained. There are more of her? There's so much to learn about this world. After a while, we finally reached the secret laboratory. It's so good to be back! "Woah! This is where your kind is from? This is kind of cool, I'm not gonna lie." Liana exclaimed excitedly as she hopped side to side in a child like manner. Not going to lie, but it was sort of adorable to see someone with such enthusiasm at a time like this. 

-Liana's POV-

I looked around to view this impressive sight. Then, several of other cameramen came to greet us. They gathered around me to get a better look at me. They've never seen anything like me before as they seem astonished with my physical features. I'm not a cameraman like them, not a Skibidi toilet nor am I completely human. The large cameraman explained to them through beeping sounds and electronic whirring. I didn't know cameras could make those sounds, let alone not having a mouth. I guess it's their way of communicating with each other. I didn't know what was being said, but I think the large cameraman was informing his colleagues on what type of creature I am. I couldn't tell what the cameramen were expressing due to the lack of facial expressions. But I'm going to guess it was a mixture of confusion and amazement since a lot of them looked at me with awe. If I want them to think of me as an ally, I must make a good impression. This isn't the last I've seen those Skibidi toilets, I know they're going to be coming back with even bigger reinforcements. 

I could feel it in my guts, so we must be prepared. I don't know exactly where this story is going, but I know this isn't the end...

~To be continued~