The Skibidi Invasion

Chapter 6: What the heck is going on on, YouTube!

Seeing the TVman titan in action was an incredible site because it's not every day you see a man with a tv for a head. Especially when he's the size of the empire skyscraper. While I was hiding behind some house, I observed closely to see how he would handle the Skibidi toilets. He literally threw a large toilet carcass to crush the smaller Skibidi toilets, which was kind of hilarious.

Suddenly, a rocket got fired at him. I turned around to see several military Skibidi toilets trying to take down the TVman titan. He said something in backwards, it translates to, "You are dead." Then, three large speakers flew in and attached to his body. That's how I know they're so done for. I covered my ears to embrace what was to come. The THX sound came out so strong and bass boosted, the toilets couldn't handle it. Even their sunglasses broke and they all exploded.

After it was over, I cheered once again. "WHOO!! GO, TVMAN TITAN!!! YEAH!" I screamed out. "My name is CinemaMan now." He proudly replied. Then, I heard a familiar roar in the distance. That could only mean one thing... I turned around and what do you know, it was the infected SpeakerMan titan. I looked back to CinemaMan and he didn't look too happy either. Oh great! I wonder how well this is going to play out. I hope there won't be any unnecessary conflict or anything... (Oh look, sarcasm.)

CinemaMan walked towards the infected SpeakerMan titan as the Speaker titan flew towards him and shot his plasma blasts at him. "You got some nerve showing your face here." The Speakerman titan spoke in a distorted voice. I forgot about the fact that the Skibidi Parasite would not only inject harmful fluids into the host's mind, but it can also change how your voice sounds. That's interesting in a disturbing kind of way. 

"Same goes to you, speaker head. I almost forgot about you." CinemaMan responded in an irritated voice. He used his jetpack to accelerate into the air and rammed into Speakerman titan. "Come on! Is that all you got?" CinemaMan roared as he got up quickly. As soon as he ripped off one of the SpeakerMan titan's speakers with the knives on his back, the SpeakerMan titan flew away in his jetpack while he screamed in pain. "Hey, come back here! I wasn't finished with you yet! God damn it, that spineless coward ran off already. I will find that speaker bitch..." CinemaMan looked at me with an aggravated facial expression before disappearing in a black mist to find him. I don't know exactly where he went, but I know I can find the SpeakerMan titan by tracking down his scent.

I used my magical wings to fly in the same direction the SpeakerMan titan went. He couldn't have gone too far, right? After 2 hours of tracking him down, I lost my patience chasing after him, so I teleported and stuck a landing. I looked around and I noticed this part of the city looks like a wasteland now. Yeah, I don't think people will be returning here anytime soon. It's going to take years to rebuild the same exact beauty it once had. 

To my right, I saw a speakerman struggling against a Skibidi toilet with a jetpack. I was about to help him until a large cameraman came in and yeeted the toilet against the wall and it exploded. Why some Skibidi toilets explode on death remains a mystery. Wait, is that Darrius and the first large cameraman I've met? "O-M-G. No. Way! Darrius? Camera dude? That you?" I squealed in excitement. They both turned to face me and rushed towards me. "Liana! Oh, it is so nice to see you again after a while. I thought you were dead by now! Not that I think you're weak or anything." Darrius nervously chuckled. I rolled my eyes and shook my head, and I could tell the camera dude did the same. 

"It's nice to see you, too. And don't worry, the feeling's mutual. I was wondering where you two were. I don't want to lose the first ever friends that made me feel like everything will be alright in times like this." I said. Darrius was about to hug me until suddenly the SpeakerMan titan flew right over our heads. I almost forgot that me and CinemaMan were chasing after him. 

A few seconds later, CinemaMan appeared right on time. He looked around, but he couldn't find the infected titan. "Shit, I lost him again." CinemaMan was still frustrated. It wasn't moments later until a large Skibidi toilet barged in. What struck me the most is that it didn't have eyes neither can it hear. A metal bar acts as a blindfold and the two knobs is supposed to act as ear plugs so that it can't be affected by the CinemaMan's beam and sound. I'm guessing it was the doing of the Skibidi Scientist, that freak. The same guy who made the Skibidi Parasite and Skibidi mutants. Ugh, I hate that guy.

Just then, the Skibidi toilet sucked every cameramen that was in its path like a vacuum. I'm not sure if that's even a toilet at all. The creature then rushed towards CinemaMan with murder on its mind. CinemaMan blocked its attack by using his subwoofer speakers on his chest and used his knives to stab it in the head. "Disgusting." CinemaMan said with a proud face. He really takes pride in his work. And then, he teleported away to pursue after the infected titan.

"Amazing." Darrius said. "If only we met these guys sooner, we could've defeated the G-Man Toilet and won this war a long time ago." He added. I nodded at his statement. Suddenly, the cameramen who just sucked in crawled out of the Skibidi vacuum's mouth. "Wait what? They're still alive?" I was confused, I thought they were long gone. One of them looked at me and gave us a thumbs up to prove they were alright. I then realized I still got something important to do and gotten distracted. (I actually get distracted pretty easily IRL.) 

"Sorry, guys. I have to catch up with CinemaMan and the infected SpeakerMan titan. Gotta blast!" I used my magical wings once again and flew off. "Wait, where are you going? And who the hell is CinemaMan?!" Darrius called out to me, but I was too high up in the sky to hear him clearly. It doesn't matter, though. I can catch up with him later. If he survives, that is...

I teleported to a new location and landed on top of what seems to be an abandoned building. Now this part of the city is in actual ruins. It's pretty depressing to look at, to be honest. Then, the infected titan flew right by me like before only except CinemaMan appeared right on time. 

"I think this is a trap." CinemaMan said in reverse. Just then, G-Man Toilet appeared in newly made armor and jetpack. God, just looking at him gives me the heebie-jeebies while he sings that stupid annoying song. "Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi. (Translation: Ha! You fool! You fell for my trap, now you will die.) Wait, did he- did I just understand him?!

I think I've officially lost it because I gotten so used to fighting the Skibidi toilets that I'm just now understanding through their limited dialogue. In the middle of my thoughts, G-Man Toilet shot his eye lasers and cannon lasers at CinemaMan. However, it didn't do any damage because CinemaMan's armor is so powerful. That gave our hero an advantage to overpower our main enemy. 

His hypnosis was the only thing that was stopping the G-Man from attacking further. As CinemaMan's sound became louder and louder, G-Man Toilet became weaker. All of the sudden, a flying Skibidi toilet came crashing into the party and cut off both of CinemaMan's speakers off his shoulders, disarming him. "You are so bad." CinemaMan said. He knocked out the Skibidi toilet with one sucker punch. I noticed his knives were cut off, too. 

G-Man tried to attack him from behind, but that was the biggest mistake of his life. CinemaMan pulled him in like Snake with one of his hooks and used hypnosis directly in his G-Man's face. "YES! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA WIN AFTER ALL!!" I screamed out. Little did I know, the infected SpeakerMan titan was still here. He snuck up from behind and stabbed CinemaMan in the face, CinemaMan's screen was extremely damaged. My heart sunk because CinemaMan was our only hope of winning, and now he lost. I looked up to see a flying Skibidi Parasite trying to infect CinemaMan, but before it could even land, he was already gone. Thank God, he could teleport or else we would actually be doomed.

However, I am saddened that CinemaMan was wounded therefore he can no longer fight. I then realized that I could've helped him right then and there. If only I didn't hesitate, I could've done something about the infected titan and we would've had our victory. "No..." I whispered under my breath. I wanted to scream, but my mind wouldn't let me. Wait, G-Man Toilet is looking right at me. His face was all distorted and uglier to look at. "Uh oh..." I said out loud. I used my magical wings and flew off right when he blasted the exact spot I was standing in. If it weren't for my quick reflexes, I would've been long gone. I wouldn't get to warn my colleagues let alone see them. 

"Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi!! (Translation: Get back here, you stupid furry!)" G-Man Toilet exclaimed. "Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin! If you want to catch me, you gotta catch up first! Slowpoke...!" I yelled back. He was even angrier because he wasn't as fast as me. I teleported away leaving him in fury. I was now at some random location of the city that was not completely destroyed yet. I landed harshly onto the concrete ground as I groaned in pain. 

Everything faded to black, I couldn't tell what was happening anymore. I wanted to get up, but I physically couldn't. Then, my body finally gave up and my brain forced me to faint. 

Is this it? Is this the end for me? 

 ~To be continued~