Crush😘

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(Texts between Stan and kenny)

Kenny:So what did you wanna talk abt???

Stan:Ok promise you'll keep this a secret??

Kenny:Depends what it is. DID YOU MURDER SOMEONE😰😰😰

Stan:WHAT NO

Kenny:Alr then I promise not to tell whatever you're abt to say

Stan:I uhhh

Kenny:You what???

Stan:I think I might have a small crush on kyle

Kenny:KNEW IT
Kenny:I mean-
Kenny:A small one???

Stan:yeah
Stan:I want to ask him out but what if he doesn't like me back

Kenny:Go for it man

Stan:What if he rejects me and we're not gonna be friends anymore
Stan:WHAT IF THE WHOLE SCHOOL FINDS OUT AND STARTS BULLYING ME????

Kenny:WOAH DUDE CALM DOWN
Kenny:Your starting to sound like tweek
Kenny:Plus just practice on me pretend I'm kyle

Stan:but what do I say tho???

Kenny:just speak from your heart

Stan:you sound like my mom when she was helping me get ready for a date with Wendy

Kenny:Just ask out Kyle like you asked out Wendy

Stan:But kyles not a girl tho

Kenny:this is frustrating

Stan:How?

Kenny:YOU KEEP OVER REACTING AND COMPLICATING THINGS

Stan:It's not like you've been in a relationship

Kenny:shut up

Stan:You haven't even asked out butters yet

Kenny:I'm working on it alright

Stan:it's been two years

Kenny:You haven't asked out kyle yet. So

Stan:I will rn then

Kenny:do it

Stan:I'm doing it rn

Kenny:I don't believe you

Stan:I just sent him a text

Kenny:Proof???

Stan:

Kenny:YOU GO GIRL

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Kenny:YOU GO GIRL

Stan:stop😰

Kenny:YOU GO GIRL

Stan:did you get infected by one of the girls??

Kenny:I can't celebrate

Stan:Gtg Kyle just texted back

Kenny:YOU GO GURL🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Stan👍 is offline...

Thx for the suggestion aradrose   🥰
I got and idea for the next part 🤯🤯🤯
Also the little text thingy picture is fake😋

*Epic outro sounds*

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