South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Ligma😈

VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Stan:The secret among us potion

Butters:What does it do?

Stan:if you drink it... It turns you into ligma😰

Butters:what's ligma???

Stan:😈

Kenny:BUTTERS NOOOOOOOO

Cartman:AHAHAHAHHABABABAHAHAHH

Kyle:*evil noise sounds*

Stan:LIGMA BALLS

Kyle:BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyle:FUCKIN LOSER BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

Kenny:you can't talk
Kenny:The list😱😱😱😱

Kyle:shut up

Butters:I fuckin hate you guys

Cartman: I bet he's gonna say except Kenny or smth

Butters:except you Kenny

Kyle:HA SIMP
Kyle:I mean-
Kyle:it was just a joke don't take it to heart 😖

Stan:YOU MADE KYLE SAD BUTTERS

Kyle:WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSH😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺

Stan:BUTTERS HOW COULD YOU 😡😡😡😡😡

Kyle:S-S-S-S-Stan could you beat up butters for me🥺🥺😭😢😢😢

Stan:Ofc my fragile like baby🥰🤩😍😘😘😘

Kyle:😍😍😍

Stan:*TURNS INTO MEGA ALPHA WOLF🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺*
Stan:GRRRRRRGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRHRHHRGRGRGRGRVRRRHRGRHRGGR I WILL ATTACK YOU BUTTERS

Craig:Wtf is happening

Tweek:I'm kinda scared😟

Wendy:is this what you and Stan do when you're bored???

Kyle:yes
Kyle:My mom had my phone and I was so scared she would open me and stans texts

Kenny:what do u guys talk abt??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐

Stan:Normal teenager stuff like drugs, alcohol, Gangs😁😁😁😁

Wendy:NORMALLLL????????!?!??!??

Kyle:so normal

Kenny:Drugs are bad mkay

Kyle:Mr.Mackey?!?!🤓

Wendy:I'm curious abt Stan and kyles texts now
Wendy:and I'm kinda scared

Kenny: Send me ss of it

Kyle:No

Stan:Yeah... No

Kenny:ARE YOU GUYS HAVING MASTER AND KITTEN SEX ON TEXT😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

Kyle:BAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHSHSHSB HOW'D YOU KNOW😘😘😘😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Stan:we did😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘

Wendy:Now I'm terrified
Wendy:Stan was this before we broke up or after

Stan:Before

Kenny:You wouldn't understand Wendy it's called being homies
Kenny:but Stan and Kyle are wayyyy beyond that point. Their just gay now

Stan:I mean who wouldn't be gay for Kyle

Cartman:ikr🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

Kyle:😨

Kenny:I need some jewussy

Kyle:Only Stan tho😍

Stan:😍

Bebe:No fair gimmie some of kyles ass

Stan:NO

Bebe:YES

Stan:NO I'M NOT SHARING

Bebe:OR ELSE

Kyle:yeahhhh... I'm leaving...

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Stan:NOOOOOO

Maybe I'll do another one of Kyle and stans text🤭Sorry this one was so short I didn't have much ideas😢

*epic outro sounds*