South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

Aggressive😡🔪

(Thank you guys sm for 220+ reads😘😍🥰)

VERY EPIC GC🤯

Kenny:such an alpha male move🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Stan:SHUT UP WITH THE ALPHA MALE THING

Kenny:why???

Stan:IT'S ANNOYING

Kenny:that is so not and alpha male move Stan🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Cartman:ikr🐺🐺🐺🐺

Craig:stfu

Kenny:That was such a dominant alpha male move Craig 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Craig:🖕

Kenny:rude🐺

Kyle:STFU WITH THE ALPHA MALE STUFF

Stan:Calm down kitten or daddy gonna get angy🐺👹👹👹👹

Kyle:S-S-Sorry🥺

Stan:but fr kyles right stop

Kenny:or what???

Stan:our texts go out

Kenny:If you send our texts out I'll send you and kyles texts to both of y'alls mom

Kyle:😰

Stan:😰

Wendy:what's so bad abt there texts???

Ike:everything

Bebe:everything

Ike:jinx

Wendy:Bebe how do you know??

Bebe:me and Kyle hang out sometimes and he left to use the bathroom and his phone was unlocked so I went through his texts with stan
Bebe:they were very concerning 😰😰

Kyle:YOU DID WHAT

Bebe:chill after 20 seconds I put it back and started rethinking my life before I read them

Ike:I went through your phone too😰😰

Stan:poor Ike

Bebe:poor Ike indeed

Kenny:Bebe that was such and alpha male move🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU

Stan:Jesus😰😰😰

Wendy:😰😰😰
Wendy:aggressive 😰😰😰😰😰

Cartman:he's always aggressive

Kyle:SHUT UP FATASS

Cartman:see

Kenny:Stan has a thing for people who hate cartman and have anger issues
Kenny: *cough* Wendy *cough* Kyle *cough*

Bebe:Wendy doesn't have anger issues

Butters: Ms.Ellen:🧍‍♀️

Bebe:maybe a bit

Kenny:you both have anger issues

Bebe:NO I DON'T

Butters:🧍‍♂️

Bebe:Shit- sorry Butters

Butters:I forgave you a while ago
Butters:I can't blame you I have a very punchible face

Wendy:that's kinda sad😧

Kenny:Butters if you need someone to talk to I'm here

Butters:I'm alright ken!

Wendy:that's what people with depression say
Wendy:Stan?

Stan:what?
Stan:I TOLD YOU WENDY I'M FINE

Wendy:see

Kenny:Goth era🥰

Stan:shut up Kenny

Cartman:yeah kinny

Kyle:Cartman go back into the deep depts of the GC

Cartman:🥰

Kenny:Kyley-B era

Kyle:STFU

Stan:Calm down kitten 🐺🐺🐺🐺

Kyle:S-S-S-S-Sorry🥺

Wendy:why are boys so weird

Bebe:Idk
Bebe:why is Stan and Kyle weird

Stan:I ask myself that every day

Kyle:same

Clyde:GUYS HELP I WAS ON FT WITH TWEEK AND I SAID ALEXA PLAY CPR BC TWEEK HAS AN ALEXA AND I FORGOT I WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM AND MY ALEXA HEARD AND NOW IT STARTED PLAYING CPR AND I CAN'T TURN IT OFF😰😰😰😰😰

Tweek:BAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
Tweek:that's what you get for trying that again

Kyle:AGAIN😰

Tweek:he did it once and I got weird looks from my parents

Clyde:FINALLY I TURNED IT OFF JUST RIGHT WHEN MY DAD WALKED IN THE ROOM
Clyde:also turn your auto correct off tweek I like when it's hard to read

Tweek:you like everything hard don't you

Craig:MY JAW DROPPED

Kyle:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Wendy:I'M DYING

Bebe:TWEEK HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Clyde:WAHHHHHHHH

Tolkien:Tweek we do not use that kind of humor
Tolkien:say sorry to Clyde

Tweek:sorry

Craig:I started smiling and then my sister walked through the door

Kyle:CRAIG SMILING CAUGHT ON CAMERA NOT CLICK BAIT

Craig:shut up

Tricia:hey gays

Craig:HOW TF DID YOU GET IN OUR GC

Tricia:Ike

Ike:😁

Craig:I hate you Ike

Ike:KYLE CRIAGS BULLYING ME

Kenny:You can't bully kids Craig not and alpha male move🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Ike:GUYS KYLES SCREAMING
Ike:HE JUST THREW SOMETHING IN HIS ROOM

Stan:WOAH KYLE CALM DOWN

Kyle:I am calm

Stan:Considering what Ike just said I don't think so

Kyle:I was overreacting 😁

Ike:I don't think that was overreacting... 😰
Ike:sounded like anger issues to me

Kyle:I don't have anger issues

Butters: Cartman:🧍‍♂️

Kyle:I don't feel bad

Stan:no one feels bad for cartman

Cartman:Ugh kahl you're so silly😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Kyle:😰

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Cartman:NOOOOOOOOOOO

Stan:Bye guys

Stan has left VERY EPIC GC🤯

Wendy:I smell gay

Kenny:same

Bebe:Nah I think it's coming from Craig and Tweek

Tweek:it is
Tweek:it's coming from Stan also

Treat me like white tees don't get me dirty😘😍🥰
(THAT SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY😡😡😡😡😡)

*epic outro sounds*