(These are texts between Stan and Kyle bc I was bored)
Stan❤
Stan:Hey ky!
Kyle:hey Stan what's up?
Stan:Nothing much hbu?
Kyle:Nothing either Kyle:except the flashbacks of what cartman has been saying to me😰
Stan:I would be scared too Stan:I feel bad for you😔
Kyle:You should I'm crying 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Stan:Awww don't cry Kylie Wylie
Kyle:What was that Nickname
Stan:Kyley-b😱🥶🥶
Kyle:STOP Kyle:YOUR GOTH ERA IS SPEAKING😱😱😱😱🤢🤢
Stan:I looked hot😍 Stan:You thought so too😏
Kyle:No...
Stan:I'll turn goth just for you😘
Kyle:You're so annoying
Stan:Meh meh meh
Kyle:My Kyley-b era was kinda hot😍
Stan:Not really
Kyle:*Starts singing prom queen*
Stan:prom queen???
Kyle:it's a song
Stan:BUTTERS IS GAY
Kyle:We know that
Stan:No like actually when you were doing whatever Kenny took off his hood bc it was not and butters literally froze and started stuttering reallyyyy bad
Kyle:BUTTERS IS A SIMP TO KENNY NOT CLICK BAIT 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Stan:😱😱😱😱😱 Stan:anyway I found this goofy picture Stan:
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Kyle:Stan wtf😨
Stan:😋
Kyle:Cartman do you have stans phone?????
Stan:what? No he doesn't
Kyle:Hehehehehehehehehe
Stan:wth
Kyle:Remember when we were playing shrek in the backrooms???
Stan:oh yeahhh Stan:why did you start singing when Ronald McDonald was chasing you 😹😹😹😹😹😹
Kyle:Idk Kyle:You literally ascended when he jump scared you
Stan:I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING GOOFY LOOKING NOT HIM BREAKING HIS NECK SLOWLY
Kyle:fr
Stan: "Omg james your so good a kissing 😘"
Kyle:"I've been practicing on the wall😉"
Stan:"How romantic😍"
Kyle:"I practiced for you😏"
Stan:"You're so kind🤩"
Kyle:"I know😍"
Stan:Shrek and james Charles starts kissing passionately both of them moving their lips in sync
Kyle:They never wanted this moment to end it felt like their lips were made for one another
Stan:when suddenly- Stan:"JAMES!?!SHREK!?!😢"
Kyle:"Uh oh" james broke away the kiss to see Lil nas x standing in the door way of james room
Stan:" IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE😰"
Kyle:"you could join if you want 😏😋"
Stan:Little Nas X thought about it for a minute. Should he join? Or should he not? Then again he likes Shrek and James so he agreed
Kyle:Lil nas x, Shrek, james all got married and had 69 children (all biological)
Stan:when Fiona found out and confronted him for it he started laughing "It's what homies do😏" he looked up with a smirk. THE END....
Kyle:SO BEAUTIFUL 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Stan:ikr🥺🥺🥺
Kyle:Sorry gtg my brother wants to go somewhere with firkle and my mom's making me take him
Stan:That's alright. we'll talk later?
Kyle:sure Kyle:Byeee💙❤💙❤
Stan:Byeeee🧡💚🧡💚
The Shrek in the backrooms thing was something I did today with my brother and he started singing a song when Ronald McDonald was chasing him🙀 I thought normal hearts were not gay enough so I had to make them more gayer😈 I HAD TO UNPUBLISH THIS 3 TIMES BC THERE WERE MISTAKES AHAHHHHHH
