South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

The closet

VERY EPIC GC🤯

Wendy:Stan, Kyle?? What is this
Wendy:

Kyle:Twitter???

Wendy:No that's not what I meant
Wendy:look what you tweeted

Kyle:I said me and Stan are not a couple

Wendy:Yeah. And you also said "Right babe??"

Kyle:It was a joke we do that all the time 😒

Stan:Yeah

Tweek:But I swear I saw you guys holding
hands

Kyle:What???

Cartman:me and kinny saw you guys go in the janitors closet

Stan:when??

Kenny:Few minutes before lunch

Kyle:Idk what you guys are talking abt

Wendy:we're saying you guys are dating

Stan:We're not tho

Wendy:What do you mean you're not dating you're showing signs of dating

Stan:friends always hold hands

Wendy:How long did they go in the janitors closet for??

Kenny:long enough to have a very aggressive make out session

Pip:42 minutes

Wendy:How do you know

Pip:I had nothing better to do so I counted how long they were in there

Damien:so that's why you were late for lunch

Wendy:42 MINUTES!?!??

Stan:We were just talking

Kenny:*we were just having a very aggressive make out session

Kyle:WE WEREN'T MAKING OUT

Kenny:😏

Kyle:??
Kyle:WE DIDN'T DO THAT EITHER

Bebe:you sure??

Tweek:42 minutes is an average make out session

Clyde:how do you know???

Tweek:...
Tweek:No comment

Wendy:Any way what were you and Stan actually doing in the janitors closet???

Kyle:Just talking

Wendy:answer truthfully

Kyle:I DID! RIGHT STAN???

Stan:yeah

Wendy:why is Stan being so dry??

Kyle:no he's not

Cartman:yeah to you
Cartman:hes dry to everyone else

Stan:WHAT NO I'M NOT

Cartman:when Wendy said hey to you, you were like "Hey🎱⛓️🕳️"

Wendy:your Goth phase is speaking

Stan:Stop

Kyle:I kinda liked your Goth phase

Ike:bc you have a thing for goth people

Kyle:SHUT UP IKE NO I DON'T

Ike:yeah, you do🥱

Ike has left VERY EPIC GC🤯...

Kyle:I don't have a thing for goth people

Stan:Aww man😔

Kyle:Maybe just a little one tho😘

Stan:turning goth rn🥰

Wendy:Another reason to suspect you two are dating: you guys use those emojis

Stan:that's just how we talk
Stan:you and bebe talk like that and you two aren't dating

Bebe:that's different

Kyle:How??

Kenny:bc girls can be fruity with each other and not be called gay

Bebe:yeah

Kenny:that's not fair

Wendy:it is

Kenny:No it's not we get called gay for kissing the homies goodnight

Stan:plus we have socks on😒

Kenny:fr

Wendy:Socks or no socks it gay

Kenny:their called homies for a reason

Wendy:that doesn't make sense

Kyle:it does

Wendy:what difference does it makes

Kyle:a big one

Kenny:A big one😩

Kyle:what's that supposed to mean??
Kyle:EW WTF KENNY

Kenny:😘

Stan:Back off🐺🐺🐺

Kenny:such and alpha male move🐺🐺🐺🐺

Wendy:You and Stan gonna admit you two are dating????

Kyle:this is bs come on Stan

Kyle has left VERY EPIC GC 🤯

Stan:Bye

Stan has left VERY EPIC GC 🤯

I finally finished🐺 I got an idea for the other chapter so I might post it on the same day😋👍

*epic outro sounds*