South park chatfic🙀🙀🙀🙀

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Cartman has made a GC and invited several people...

Cartman has changed the GCs name to "VERY EPIC GC 🤯"

Kyle:cartman wtf is this

Kenny:yeah

Stan:how tf did Kenny get a phone??

Kenny:shhhh

Cartman:well my dearest friend kahl

Kyle:don't fucking call me that

Cartman:shut up
Cartman:I have made a very epic group chat for my very epic friends 🥰

Stan:Guys I don't think this is cartman

Cartman:yes it is so shut up

Stan:uhhh...

Craig:idk where you got me and you are friends from but ok.

Tweek: wfy dgd tou incite mw ro zhys

Cartman:wtf did he say

Craig: tweek translation:why did you invite me to this

Cartman:thank you Craig🥰🥰🥰

Craig:🖕

Cartman:RUDE

Clyde:how many people did you invite to this??

Kyle:probably his whole contact list.

Cartman:just a few people

Butters:heya fellas!

Cartman:wait I didn't mean to add butters-

Kenny:hey Butters!

Butters:hey ken
Butters:not to be rude or anything but how did you get a phone???

Stan:I asked him the same question but he responded with "shhh"

Kenny:stole it😘

Kyle:how am I not surprised

Kenny:what's that supposed to mean?

Kyle:nothing.

Cartman:anyway I have to ask you guys a question :)

Kyle:What is it fatass

Cartman:What should
Cartman:AYE

Stan:it better not be anything illegal

Cartman:it's not

Kenny:🤯

Stan:🤯

Kyle:🤯

Craig:🤯

Tolkien:🤯

Jimmy:🤯

Tweek:🤯

Butters:🤯

Clyde:🥵
Clyde:shit wrong emoji-
Clyde:🤯

Stan:CLYDE YOU FUCKING RUINED IT

Clyde:I'M SORRY

Cartman:GUYS BACK TO MY QUESTION

Craig:no one cares about your question

Cartman:Kahl does. Right kahl😘

Kyle:no

Cartman:screw you kahl!
Cartman:anyway what should I get Heidi for her birthday??

Tweek:weit hour'rw srild tegotfet??