It's my birthday today 😜🔥🌝🕷🫶🏻🤓🥵😦
This chapter is off of many different songs
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Vance pov
I've been shot about 500 times
and I've don't about 1 million crimes
I killed a great white shark
I knocked out his teeth and I ripped out his heart
Talk crap and I'll give you a scar
Talk crap I'll throw eggs at your car
I'll cut holes in your tires
School was be boring like always and the teacher kept talking so slow it annoyed me so bad I ran out the class room someone ran into me and it was moose
"Hey man what you doing" man fuck you
"What the fuck you what" 🦆
"I just wanna know why are you dating Bruce you know he's kinda ugly and he's not even cool" nah are you high 😨
"You just made a big mistake"
All I had to do was punch him and just like that I killed him with my fist.
he was screaming what a pussy i didn't even punch him that hard I walk away and left the school because let's be honest who actually likes school sure you can say that you do but deep inside you know you don't it's so draining also why tf does it start at 7? Like teachers be screaming at you because you can't focus like bitch calm down I just woke up now get your cat litter breath out of here
Not all the teachers are bad like Ms. Simon is good she always makes sure every kid feels safe in her class room like one time I had a panic attack in her class and she noticed she told everyone to go out of the class room but me she walked up to me and she put headphones on me and put calming music on while rubbing my back when I was calmed enough she told everyone to come back into the room everyone was confused but didn't say anything if Bruce had her he would have loved her.
When I got outside I saw robin and finny making out umm okey....😟 I got a text from the group and it was griffin
Gays.
Griffin:
Yooo I heard there is a party tonight any one wanna go?????
Vance:
I'll go
Robin:
I was gonna go anyway😫
Griffin:
Why that emoji 😶
Bruce:
I think I can go after baseball practice
Robin:
Why not that emoji?
Billy:
Nah I can't go I'm babysitting my cousins
Griffin:
Bc it means moaning 🤨
Bruce:
What the fuck are y'all talknab
Billy:
Bruce English I know your...different from us but you know
Griffin:
😨😨
Robin:
You did not.
Finny:
What's happening??
Vance:
SHUP UP FINNY
Bruce:
Excuse me?
Billy:
Do I need to repeat my self🤨
Griffin:
Billy shut up.
Robin:
Please 🙏
Finny:
I'm so confused
Vance:
Finny shut up
Bruce:
Billy I'm at your house.
Billy:
Nuh uh
Griffin:
Billy you might wanna run.
Robin:
Like now
Finny:
Somebody explain?
Vance:
Shut up finny!
Billy:
Wait somebody opened my front door my parents went out of town.
Bruce:
Billy I have a bat.
Griffin:
Oh no
Robin:
I'm not helping you billy
Finny:
I have no idea what's happening
Vance:
You never do now SHUT UP
Billy:
Guys I hear foot steps my door I opening OMG ITS BRUGESALSOAL
Billy is offline
Griffin:
Bro is gonna die
Robin:
Dude Frfr
Finny:
So I'm what happened
Vance has kicked finny
Vance:
Well that was easy
Griffin:
You know our names are kinda boring hold on
Robin:
Wait no griffin plz don't change our names🙏🙏🙏
Griffin has changed robins name
Griffin has changed Vance's name
Griffin has changed Billy's name
Griffin has changed Bruce's name
Griffin has changed his name
TVgirllover:
That's better
Rockandroll:
Who's tv girl?
BATMAN:
How do you not know who's tv girl is?
Hurtspeople is online
Hurtspeople:
So what did I miss
Rockandroll:
Your backkkkkk
TVgirllover:
Heyyy bruceee
BATMAN:
Gay.
Hurtspeople:
So new names and where is finny?
Rockandroll:
Oh yeah
Rockandroll has added finny
Finny:
How dare you kick me
Rockandroll:
Fuck you your annoying 🖕
Griffin has changed finnys name
Gaymaster:
Wtf griffin
BATMAN:
Hey where's billy?
Rockandroll:
I forgot about him
TVgrillover:
Dude me too
Hurtspeople:
Oh yeah well I went to his house with my metal bat I broke his door beat him up then dragged him to the woods and took of all his clothes tied his hands to a tree and left him there
BATMAN:
What???? Man I'm going to save billy
TVgirllover:
PSAJAHANJSJSALLQLQLALJEHEHEHEH
Rockandroll:
Respect wait if you took off his clothes did you take off alllll of his clothes
Hurtspeople:
Yup allllll
TVgirlLover:
Robin you sure you wanna save him
BATMAN:
Of course I'm Batman actually I see him rn
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I'm going to write the next part later bc I'm really tried since I haven't been taking my iron pills 😔
Sooooo how did you like this chapter if you have any ideas for the next one I will gladly appreciate it 😻😘🙏
