Sawamura Daichi has added Kuroo Testurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Terushima Yuuji, and Oikawa Tooru to a new chat!
Sawamura Daichi has named the chat 'VBC Captains'
Monday, 7:26 PM
Terushima: Daichi, if you wanted to chat with me you didn't need to hide behind these other captains to do so
Terushima: I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)
Kuroo: damnit! you beat me to it, country bumpkin bastard
Bokuto: don't worry, bro! daddychi won't be able to resist your dashing good looks and sensual personality!
Oikawa: daddychi? did you mean daichi?
Bokuto: did i stutter?
Bokuto: i would murder a man just for the chance to be suffocated by his thighs
Kuroo: bro! bro! being suffocated by daddychi's thighs and your biceps!
Kuroo: you have unlocked a new fantasy for me, thanks bro
Oikawa: smh
Oikawa: what do you city boys eat to turn out like this?
Kuroo: ass
Bokuto: ass
Terushima: ass
Sawamura: Terushima, you aren't even from the city.
Terushima: doesn't make my statement any less true ;)
Kuroo: i like this one. let's keep him, bo
Sawamura: I already regret making this chat.
Oikawa: why DID you make this chat?
Kuroo: bc he secretly loves being flirted with and lusted after
Kuroo: he enjoys the chase, the power that comes with denying us his thighs over and over again, knowing we will keep trying
Bokuto: what a tease, daddychi ;)
Sawamura: I will boot you two from the chat and keep it to just this prefecture.
Bokuto: you wouldn't dare
Kuroo: but daddy! we've been on our best behavior!
Sawamura has removed Kuroo from the chat
Bokuto: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😭
Terushima: oh damn, he did it
Oikawa has added Kuroo to the chat
Sawamura: Oikawa, why did you do that?!
Sawamura: HOW did you do that?!
Oikawa: you made me an admin. editing the chat in any way comes with the territory
Kuroo: oikawa.
Kuroo: you are my favorite person, bless you. you saved my life. i will worship you and your flat ass for the rest of my existence
Bokuto: all hail the flattest of asses! praise be to the dump truckless savior, oikawa tooru! 🙏
Oikawa: ...
Oikawa: you know what?
Oikawa: fuck this
Oikawa has updated the chat names
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