Yo, this one's dedicated
To all the drunk as fuck people out there that might have stumbled (no pun intended) upon my unorthodox works
Good luck to y'all
You're gonna need it for this one...
No matter if they're there in their pairs like pears, we're where they were before they chose what to wear, I'll blare Cher through the air then share dares and charge them per scare but the scares are scarce so the girl untangles her hair that resembled a hare's in a hearse
She's too new to sue two dudes she knew threw her through goo and poo, her shoes flew like flu from a sneeze in a tissue and her suspicions grew when she saw Gru do villainous deeds whilst drinking Mountain Dew after he blew the blue stew off his Minion Stu
He tried to steal the steel from real reels but someone stepped on his heels and he stopped to let them heal
Why pick flaws with the floors? You're the only person who likes your scores, I'm a raw celestial being who'll roar at a whore about the lore of the law and sink my claws into the clause while the poor creatures pour sweat and blood out of their pores and paws in fours for Thor when he thaws
I got the right to write about knights at night or mites that might bite a bight or a light that's lite or spending fortnights on Fortnite or a site out of sight for you to cite
Hey, are you eating hay? No way, how much does it weigh? Are you a creature who neighs? Nay! You best pray that you don't end up as my prey because if you don't, you're the next victim I'll slay and drag away on my sleigh
I don't know no doe who's earning the dough but even so, I reap what I sow, I could tow your toes and mow you down in a mo'
My mute twin sits still for a minute minute
The prophet's profits are as mysterious as goth shit, they manage to scoff it before anyone else can benefit off it
My prediction is that I'll destroy you with no restriction
I will turn people to pea pulp or extract treacle from a tree cull then stick faecal matter on the feeble who're believing free will
YOU ARE READING
Koh-i-Noor
PoetryThis is dedicated to my dear friend Riddhi AKA @sand_witch101. If you're ever having a hard time, hopefully this'll be able to help you out. Also Happy Birthday to you as this will be published on your birthday
