Inspired by the conversation we had about offensive words
If I call you a cunt, I'm being upfront, not being blunt but brunt, if you follow up with a grunt I'll give your head a punt and that ain't a stunt, I'mma kick your fucking head off, flee the scene and cause a nationwide manhunt
If I call you a bitch, you'll be receiving a stitch, you twitch and I'mma bug out like a glitch, batter-up and smash your body across the pitch
If I call you a twat, you're gonna feel that, if you hear me coming for a spat, you best start running stat because if I catch ya, I'll trap you like a rat, claw you like a cat and hang you like a bat
If I call you a spastic, you've done something drastic, you one wrong move away from getting your damn ass kicked
If I call you a skank, I think you're a slut to be frank, you could try arouse me but my expression remains blank, like how much you drank? I would rather grab a flamethrower and fire it whilst standing on top of a petrol tank, if I see you in person, I'mma stab you with my shank
If I call you a dick, don't think that you're slick, you're just a nastier prick and I'll snap your spine like a stick or smash you skull with a brick, take your pick, I never miss a trick, I'll wipe out you and your weak ass clique
If I call you a fanny, you're as weak as a granny, my ferocity is uncanny, I have you changing from masculine to feminine like you're a damn tranny, I'm too controversial? What you gonna do? Ban me? I've not even been as offensive as I know that I can be
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Koh-i-Noor
PoetryThis is dedicated to my dear friend Riddhi AKA @sand_witch101. If you're ever having a hard time, hopefully this'll be able to help you out. Also Happy Birthday to you as this will be published on your birthday
