Koh-i-Noor

Myth-tory

This one is inspired by our joint love of mythology and history.

Taller than El Castillo, larger than the Ottoman Empire, Revilo's rhymes are ice cold and then fire like the pants of ten liars. Trade the knife for a pen Myers, I make the toughest men criers when I clamp their nuts with them pliers

Scarier than Dīs Pater, mysterious like the nose of the Sphinx, if you blink I'll put you on the brink of looking as silly as Jar Jar Binks after a few drinks and if you think Revilo's rhymes are a jinx, I'll iron out the kinks, end your life in the clink and skin you like a mink

Glorious like Mount Olympus, eviler than the evil Krampus, robbing all your festive hampers from your campus then he tampers with your artistic canvas and your fancy cameras

Dangerouser than Aries, wickeder than Genghis Khan, you're eating out my palm until I rob you of your arms, hit you with The Ghan and dump you on a farm in a barn to watch sheep wool become yarn

Dominant like Zeus, greater than the Great Wall of China, serving you like a diner, you've never seen a finer rhymer your life's on an expiring timer then you'll be a flat liner whilst I rule the world and annihilate whiners

Deadlier than The Black Death, hotter than The Great Fire of London, all of your plans to beat me become undone by my lyrical conundrums that immobilise you like stun guns

Harsher than The One Child Policy, important like The Silk Road trades, from the day they were made to the day that I'm slayed, Revilo's rhymes will never fade, these lyrics are top grade and you couldn't get better if you prayed

Stronger than Hercules, mightier than the mighty Thor, smack your jaw and keep punching you some more, cover you in injures galore then give your arm a gnaw for the sake of fun and gore. Then I chop a foe in four so you best keep a bow in store because melee attacks are what I'm known for, I dedicate this to Riddhi the humanoid Koh-i-Noor