Koh-i-Noor

Myres & Voorhees

I know what you're thinking and yes, you have already seen this before and no, there aren't any changes.

But this tribute to you wouldn't be complete without this one.

I'm normally rougher than stubble, but when you commented on "Jesus in Trouble" I felt the good side of my soul bubble, I wanted to give you a big cuddle and a snuggle but being half way across the world from each other made it more of a struggle, but the two of us are wizards amongst muggles and when we rhyme together, we cause two earthquakes that bury people under rubble...

Too soon for the villainy on that last rhyme, but being evil like that is practically my pastime

But back to you, you're really one of a kind, from your seventh line you were already hacking my mind. Friends like you are really hard to find but our styles are interlocking and together they tightly bind

You're Michael Myres and I'll be Jason Voorhees, we're equally good a rhyming but you're better at makin' stories, a thousand views, wow, I'm proud and you deserve to be takin' glory

To the girls hiding in the bathroom to masterbate, when we enter in there you'll squirt at a faster rate because we're fresh enough to fill you with white sticky goo like an After Eight, I chopped your not so tough boyfriend's head off so if you wanted a hickey too, you'll have to wait

I try to keep things KFC chicken wing crispy, but when it starts flickering wispy and people start bickering with me, I'm bringin' in Riddhi

Thank you Riddhi, your importance to me is not diddy if I asked a wish tree for a perfect friend, you are what it'd give me