Itadori Harem - Headcanon Book!

Incorrect Quotes pt.4

I have another batch of incorrect quotes for all of you today. I would like to apologize for not uploading this story as much.

Nobara: Can we please stay in your room?

Itadori: Why?

Megumi: Gojo played with a Ouija Board, and he cursed ours.

Miwa: Gojo doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "Does this look like a hotel to you?!"

-BEEP-

Itadori: How many licks do you think it would take to get to the center of a lollipop?

Megumi: 378

Itadori:

Itadori: Did you-

Megumi: It took me four hours and my tongue bled a lot, but it was worth it.

-BEEP-

Gojo: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Todo: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Itadori: I got distracted about halfway through.

Megumi: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

-BEEP-

Itadori: What are you doing?

Gojo, standing on a chair: I live here, you know I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much!

Itadori:

Itadori: Where's the spider?

Gojo: It's under the table. Get it for me, please.

-BEEP-

Todo: I laugh at the face of danger!

Maki: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Itadori not to leave, so Miwa had to go get you some ice cream.

Todo: That was ages ago!

Maki: That was 10 minutes ago.

-BEEP-

Nobara, very sleep deprived: Fill your body with cranberries, so the horse will have a sensual surprise when he begins to feed.

Megumi: I will give the horse that kills me so such luxury.

Maki: It's ok, we can add the cranberries later.

Itadori: . . . . What?

-BEEP-

Itadori: Alright, but why are you helping me?

Megumi: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively help other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

-BEEP-

Megumi: What's up with Todo? He's been laying on the ground for like 15 minutes.

Miwa: He's just overwhelmed.

Megumi: Why?

Maki: Itadori giggled.

Todo, internally: SOMEONE COME AND RESURRECT MY BI ASS-

-BEEP-

Nobara, yelling across the hallway: KUGISAKI!!

Maki: ZENIN!!

Nobara: KUGISAKI!!

Maki: ZENIN!!

Nobara: KUGISAKI!!

Maki: ZENIN!!

Todo: Wait, why are they shouting their own last names?

Itadori, not looking up from his phone: They're fighting over which one to use when they get married.

-BEEP-

Gojo: I need a six lettered word for disappointed.

Nanami: Mahito.

Gojo: . . . .

Gojo: It fits.

-BEEP-

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Another batch of Incorrect Quotes finished! Most of these I got from Google. I'll see ya around!